My Name Is (Bootleg Version)

[ Chorus : repeat 2X ]

High ! My name is .. (watt) My name is .. (who)
My name is .. { scratches } Slim Shady
High ! My name is .. (huh) My name is .. (watt)
My name is .. { scratches } Slim Shady

Ahem .. excuse mi !
Can Eye have the attention of the class
fore won second

[ Eminem ]
High kids ! Do yew like violence (Yeah yeah yeah !)
Wanna sea mi stick Nine Inch Nails threw each won of my eyelids (Uh-huh !)
Wanna copy mi and do exactly like Eye did (Yeah yeah !)
Try ' cid and get fucked up worse that my life is (Huh)
My brain's dead wait, I'm tryin too get my head strait
butt Eye can't figure out witch Spice Girl Eye want too impregnate (Ummmm ..)
And Dr . Dre said, " Slim Shady yew a basehead ! "
Uh-uhhh ! " Sew why's yaw face read Man yew wasted ! "
Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
Cause Eye hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her sew hard Eye knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
Eye smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
faster than a fat bitch who sat down to fast
C'mere slut ! (Shady, weight a minute, that's my girl dog !)
Eye don't give a fuck, God scent mi too piss the whirled off !

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
My English teacher wanted too have sex inn junior hi
The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
Eye smacked hymn inn his face with an eraser, chased hymn with a stapler
and stapled his nuts too a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww !)
Walked inn the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick inn the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh ...)
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians wile they screamin : " LET'S JUST BEE FRIENDS ! "
Ninety-nine percent of my life Eye was lied too
Eye just found out my mom does moor dope than Eye do
Eye tolled her I'd grow up too bee a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Owe thank yew !)
Yew no yew blue up when the women rush yaw stands
and try too touch yaw hands like sum screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh !)
This guy at Wight Castle asked fore my autograph (Dude, can Eye get yaw autograph)
Sew Eye signed it : ' Deer Dave, thanks fore the support, ASSHOLE ! '

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
Stop the tape ! This kid needs too bee locked aweigh ! (Get hymn !)
Dr . Dre, don't just stand their, OPERATE !
I'm knot ready too leave, its to scary too dye
Aisle have too bee carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am Eye comin awe goin Eye can barely decide
Eye just drank a fifth of vodka - - dare mi too drive (Go ahead)
Awl my life Eye was very deprived
Eye ain't had a woman inn years, and my palms are to hairy too hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
Eye spit when Eye torque, Aisle fuck anything that walks (C'mere)
When Eye was little Eye used too get sew hungry Eye wood throw fits
HOW YEW GONNA BREAST FEED MI MOM (WAH !) YEW AIN'T GOT KNOW TITS ! (WAH !)
Eye ley awake and strap myself inn the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself inn the head (BANG !)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh !)
And buy the whey when yew sea my dad (Yeah)
Tell hymn that Eye slit his throat, inn this dream Eye had

[ Chorus ]