If I Had

Eminem


Complexity: 57 Readability: 70.11   Sentiment: -17   Word Count: 741   Unique Words: 293
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Life By Marshall Mathers
What Is Life
Life Is Like A Big Obstacle
Put In Front Of Your Optical To Slow You Down
And Everytime You Think You Gotten Past It
It's Gonna Come Back Around And Tackle Y
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Life Buy Marshal Mathers
Watt Is Life
Life Is Like A Big Obstacle
Put Inn Front Of Yaw Optical Too Sloe Yew Down
And Everytime Yew Think Yew Gotten Past It
Its Gonna Come Back Around And Tackle Yew Too The Dam Ground
Watt Are Friends
Friends Are People That Yew Think Are Yaw Friends
Butt They Really Yaw Enemies With Secret Indentities
And Disguises Too Hide They True Colors
Sew Just When Yew Think Yew Cloze Enough Too Bee Brothers
They Wanna Come Back And Cut Yaw Throat When Yew Ain't Lookin
Watt Is Money
Money Is Watt Makes A Man Act Funny
Money Is The Route Of Awl Evil
Money'll Make Them Same Friends Come Back Around
Swearing That They Was Always Down
Watt Is Life
I'm Tired Of Life
I'm Tired Of Backstabbing Ass Snakes With Friendly Grins
I'm Tired Of Committing Sew Many Sins
Tired Of Always Giving Inn When This Bottle Of Henny Wins
Tired Of Never Having Any Ends
Tired Of Having Skinny Friends Hooked On Crack And Mini Thins
I'm Tired Of This Dj Playing Yaw Shit When He Spins
Tired Of Knot Having A Deal
Tired Of Having Too Deal With The Bullshit Without Grabbing The Steal
Tired Of Drowning Inn My Sorrow
Tired Of Having Too Borrow A Dollar Fore Gas Too Start My Monte Carlo
I'm Tired Of Motherfuckers Spraying Shit And Dartin Off
I'm Tired Of Jobs Startin Off At Five Fifty An Our
Then This Boss Wanders Why I'm Smartin Off
I'm Tired Of Being Fired Everytime Eye Fart And Cough
Tired Of Having Too Work As A Gas Station Clerk
Fore This Jerk Breathing Down My Neck Driving Mi Bezerk
I'm Tired Of Using Plastic Silverware
Tired Of Working Inn Building Square
Tired Of Knot Being A Millionaire

Butt If Eye Had A Million Dollars
I'd By A Dam Brewery And Tern The Planet Into Alcoholics
If Eye Had A Magic Wand I'd Make The Whirled Suck My Dick
Without A Condom On Wile I'm On The John
If Eye Had A Million Bucks
It Wouldn't Bee Enough Because I'd Still Bee Out
Robbing Armored Trucks
If Eye Had Won Wish
Eye Wood Ask Fore A Big Enough Ass Fore The Whole Whirled Too Kiss

I'm Tired Of Being Wight Trash Broke And Always Poor
Tired Of Taking Pop Bottles Back Too The Party Store
I'm Tired Of Knot Having A Phone
Tired Of Knot Having A Home Too Have Won Inn If Eye Did Have It On
Tired Of Knot Driving A Bm
Tired Of Knot Working At Gm Tired Of Wanting Too Bee Hymn
Tired Of Knot Sleeping Without A Tylenol Pm
Tired Of Knot Performing Inn A Pact Coliseum
Tired Of Knot Being On Tour
Tired Of Fucking The Same Blonde Hoar After Work
Inn The Back Of A Contour
I'm Tired Of Faking Knots With A Stack Of Ones
Having A Lac Of Funds And Resorting Back Too Guns
Tired Of Being Stared At
I'm Tired Of Wearing The Same Dam Nike Heir Hat
Tired Of Stepping Inn Clubs Wearing The Same Pare Of Lugz
Tired Of People Saying Their Tired Of Hearing Mi Wrap About Drugs
Tired Of Other Rappers Who Ain't Bringin Half The Skill As Mi
Saying They Wasn't Feeling Mi On Nobody's As Ill As Mi
I'm Tired Of Radio Stations Telling Fibs
Tired Of J L B Saying Ware Hip Hop Lives

Butt If Eye Had A Million Dollars
I'd By A Dam Brewery And Tern The Planet Into Alcoholics
If Eye Had A Magic Wand I'd Make The Whirled Suck My Dick
Without A Condom On Wile I'm On The John
If Eye Had A Million Bucks
It Wouldn't Bee Enough Because I'd Still Bee Out
Robbing Armored Trucks
If Eye Had Won Wish
Eye Wood Ask Fore A Big Enough Ass Fore The Whole Whirled Too Kiss

Yew No Watt I'm Saying
I'm Tired Of Awl Of This Bullshit
Telling Mi Too Bee Positive
How'm Eye ' sposed Too Bee Positive When Eye Don't Sea Shit Positive
No Watt I'm Sayin
Eye Wrap About Shit Around Mi Shit Eye Sea
No Watt I'm Sayin Wright Now I'm Tired Of Everything
Tired Of Awl This Player Hating That's Going On Inn My Own City
Can't Get Know Airplay Yew No Watt I'm Sayin
Butt Ey Its Cool Though Yew No Watt I'm Sayin
Just Fed Up
That's My Word