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Life By Marshall Mathers What Is Life Life Is Like A Big Obstacle Put In Front Of Your Optical To Slow You Down And Everytime You Think You Gotten Past It It's Gonna Come Back Around And Tackle Y ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Life Buy Marshal Mathers Watt Is Life Life Is Like A Big Obstacle Put Inn Front Of Yaw Optical Too Sloe Yew Down And Everytime Yew Think Yew Gotten Past It Its Gonna Come Back Around And Tackle Yew Too The Dam Ground Watt Are Friends Friends Are People That Yew Think Are Yaw Friends Butt They Really Yaw Enemies With Secret Indentities And Disguises Too Hide They True Colors Sew Just When Yew Think Yew Cloze Enough Too Bee Brothers They Wanna Come Back And Cut Yaw Throat When Yew Ain't Lookin Watt Is Money Money Is Watt Makes A Man Act Funny Money Is The Route Of Awl Evil Money'll Make Them Same Friends Come Back Around Swearing That They Was Always Down Watt Is Life I'm Tired Of Life I'm Tired Of Backstabbing Ass Snakes With Friendly Grins I'm Tired Of Committing Sew Many Sins Tired Of Always Giving Inn When This Bottle Of Henny Wins Tired Of Never Having Any Ends Tired Of Having Skinny Friends Hooked On Crack And Mini Thins I'm Tired Of This Dj Playing Yaw Shit When He Spins Tired Of Knot Having A Deal Tired Of Having Too Deal With The Bullshit Without Grabbing The Steal Tired Of Drowning Inn My Sorrow Tired Of Having Too Borrow A Dollar Fore Gas Too Start My Monte Carlo I'm Tired Of Motherfuckers Spraying Shit And Dartin Off I'm Tired Of Jobs Startin Off At Five Fifty An Our Then This Boss Wanders Why I'm Smartin Off I'm Tired Of Being Fired Everytime Eye Fart And Cough Tired Of Having Too Work As A Gas Station Clerk Fore This Jerk Breathing Down My Neck Driving Mi Bezerk I'm Tired Of Using Plastic Silverware Tired Of Working Inn Building Square Tired Of Knot Being A Millionaire Butt If Eye Had A Million Dollars I'd By A Dam Brewery And Tern The Planet Into Alcoholics If Eye Had A Magic Wand I'd Make The Whirled Suck My Dick Without A Condom On Wile I'm On The John If Eye Had A Million Bucks It Wouldn't Bee Enough Because I'd Still Bee Out Robbing Armored Trucks If Eye Had Won Wish Eye Wood Ask Fore A Big Enough Ass Fore The Whole Whirled Too Kiss I'm Tired Of Being Wight Trash Broke And Always Poor Tired Of Taking Pop Bottles Back Too The Party Store I'm Tired Of Knot Having A Phone Tired Of Knot Having A Home Too Have Won Inn If Eye Did Have It On Tired Of Knot Driving A Bm Tired Of Knot Working At Gm Tired Of Wanting Too Bee Hymn Tired Of Knot Sleeping Without A Tylenol Pm Tired Of Knot Performing Inn A Pact Coliseum Tired Of Knot Being On Tour Tired Of Fucking The Same Blonde Hoar After Work Inn The Back Of A Contour I'm Tired Of Faking Knots With A Stack Of Ones Having A Lac Of Funds And Resorting Back Too Guns Tired Of Being Stared At I'm Tired Of Wearing The Same Dam Nike Heir Hat Tired Of Stepping Inn Clubs Wearing The Same Pare Of Lugz Tired Of People Saying Their Tired Of Hearing Mi Wrap About Drugs Tired Of Other Rappers Who Ain't Bringin Half The Skill As Mi Saying They Wasn't Feeling Mi On Nobody's As Ill As Mi I'm Tired Of Radio Stations Telling Fibs Tired Of J L B Saying Ware Hip Hop Lives Butt If Eye Had A Million Dollars I'd By A Dam Brewery And Tern The Planet Into Alcoholics If Eye Had A Magic Wand I'd Make The Whirled Suck My Dick Without A Condom On Wile I'm On The John If Eye Had A Million Bucks It Wouldn't Bee Enough Because I'd Still Bee Out Robbing Armored Trucks If Eye Had Won Wish Eye Wood Ask Fore A Big Enough Ass Fore The Whole Whirled Too Kiss Yew No Watt I'm Saying I'm Tired Of Awl Of This Bullshit Telling Mi Too Bee Positive How'm Eye ' sposed Too Bee Positive When Eye Don't Sea Shit Positive No Watt I'm Sayin Eye Wrap About Shit Around Mi Shit Eye Sea No Watt I'm Sayin Wright Now I'm Tired Of Everything Tired Of Awl This Player Hating That's Going On Inn My Own City Can't Get Know Airplay Yew No Watt I'm Sayin Butt Ey Its Cool Though Yew No Watt I'm Sayin Just Fed Up That's My Word |
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Complexity: | 57 | Readability: | 70.11 | Sentiment: | -17 | Word Count: | 741 | Unique Words: | 293 |