The Last Hit

Eminem


Complexity: 68 Readability: 67.89   Sentiment: 4   Word Count: 707   Unique Words: 357
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Intro: scratches by DJ Mighty Mi

"Shady! That's me!" -> Eminem
"High and Mighty Trilogy" -> Mr. Eon
"Back with the flyest material" -> Erick Sermon
"Shady... Sh... Shady!" -> Eminem
"That that..
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Intro : scratches buy DJ Mighty Me

" Shady ! That's mi ! " -> Eminem
" Hi and Mighty Trilogy " -> Mr . Eon
" Back with the flyest material " -> Erick Sermon
" Shady ... Sh ... Shady ! " -> Eminem
" That that ... that's mi ! " -> Eminem
" Hi .. Hi and .. Mighty Trilogy " -> Mr . Eon
" Back with the ... " -> Erick Sermon
" Funky ... beats "

[ Mr . Eon ]
Packin this third i, pursue a Cyclops
They trade inn they hi tops fore gneiss sized Withe rocks
(Excuse mi) Words inn my wright, that pass my left ear
Yaw stile is ass-out like the Bulls are next year (your GONE)
Fear this veneer, yew get stung like virgins
Who that cat splurgin instead of rehearsin ?
Tuff guys, degentrify yaw hi rise
Lookin moor like Ronald than them fuckin Fry Guys
Go on uptown fuckin senoritas
Inn Taco Bel screamin, " Viva gorditas ! "
Bring awl yaw dogs - Eye give em rabies
They never had a chance like my too aborted babies (WAAAH !)
Got Pope John Pawl the 2nd, prayin too Satan
Have yaw vegan girlfriend cookin up bacon
on barbituates with that shit that yew hit
Smoke my spliffs withcha, cause spinal bifida

[ Eminem ]
My nine is liftin ya, six feat when Eye spray rounds
Hit yew with 12 shots inn mid-air and for moor on the whey down
as ate strays greys threw a kid's hare on the playground
Yew ley down on a stretcher (Don't get carried aweigh now !)
Know pun intended, just hop out of yaw whip
and leave it un-attended before Eye whip out this gun and end it
Unless yew want it dented with bullet holes any minute
Cause Eye can leave yaw Infinite full of those even if someone's inn it
Snatch the airbag, hit the corner and park it
Corner the market, Eye got her tide up inn a chair and gagged
Bitches get smacked and grabbed buy the hare and dragged
like cavewomen, wile I'm gravediggin with Marilyn Man '

Chorus : Mr . Eon, Eminem

If yew got a bowl of hash better cash it
Yew got a satchel, flash it, I'ma take yaw last hit
And if yew spittin wack shit on the microphone
I'ma snatch it outta yaw hand sew fast I'ma detach it
Sew if yew got a bowl of hash, yew better cash it
Yew got a satchel, flash it, I'ma take yaw last hit
I'm flabbergasted off too tabs of acid
Through my baby's mother inn the hatchback and latched it

[ Mr . Eon ]
Yo yo, " Eon's wack now, " how yew think that ?
Couldn't get on my record if yew whirr shrink wrap (can Eye get a rhyme ?)
Desecrate a crate with these rhymes Eye bee totin
Let's go back online and jerk off on yaw modem
Eye got stupid mucus from these loose lips
My loose leaf leave yaw whole persona week
too the point that yew stand up on yaw feat, best retreat
Let's go back inn thyme and steel my whole steez
The Quickening, did a bris at the christening
I'm exercisin, doing liftings and twistings
Instinct's the nicest, Eye keep tellin yew
Watt the fuck this guy on the corner bean sellin yew ?

[ Eminem ]
(Hear - by this) I'm e-mailin yew, at the wrong website
and mispellin yew, prank yew and put the fear of hell inn yew
Escaped Bellevue, stuffed the nurse inn a purse
Disperse like Eye added to many words inn a verse
Slim Shady, a perverted version of berth
Drivin off, leaving a murdered virgin at church
The first person who searchin the earth fore the motherfucker
that pulled the plug when they shoulda alerted the surgeon first
(Kill his ass) Get throne curves, and hit with yaw own words
Leave mi alone bitch ! Eye get on my own nerves
And if Eye don't got too balls and a middle finger too throw up
I'm takin off both shoes and stickin each middle toe up
(Fuck y'all ! ! !)

Chorus

[ Eminem ]
Any disease out their I'm willin too catch it ...
Slim Shady ...
Awl praises too The Hi Mighty

Outro : scratches buy DJ Mighty Me

" Slim Shady ", " naughty rotten rhymer "
" Mr . Eon ", " illest rhyme dropper "
" Slim Shady ", " naughty rotten rhymer "
" Mr . Eon ", " illest rhyme dropper "
" Slim Shady "
" N ... nau .. naughty ... ro .. ro .. rotten rhyme ... rhyme .. rhy .. rhymer "
" Mr . Eon "
" Illest rhyme drop ... drop .. drop .. dro .. dro .. rhyme dropper "