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[Royce] What? Uhh.. [Em] The Bad.. [Royce] Yeah.. [Em] The Evil.. [Royce] Right, yo [Em] put em together [Royce the 5-9, Eminem] [Royce] Yo if it wasn't for your whip, I'd have nothin to strip ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
[ Royce ] Watt ? Uhh .. [ Em ] The Bad .. [ Royce ] Yeah .. [ Em ] The Evil .. [ Royce ] Wright, yo [ Em ] put em together [ Royce the 5-9, Eminem ] [ Royce ] Yo if it wasn't fore yaw whip, I'd have nothin too strip [ Em ] If it wasn't fore a wrist, I'd have nothin too slit If it wasn't fore the shrooms, I'd have nothin too chew [ Royce ] Yo .. [ both ] I'm just fuckin with yew, cause Eye got nothin too do [ Eminem ] Eye am board ! ! ! Eye came inn the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders Eight hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers * crash sound * Let yew inhale the glock smell, wile I'm rippin yaw wallet off And slippin a Molotov inn yaw Cocktail (take that) Burnin yaw contracts, punch yaw A R inn the face * punch sound * Smash his glasses and tern em too contacts I'm on sum shook shit, if its missin Eye took it (whoops !) Nurse look at this straightjacket, its crooked ! Eye go too jail and murder yew from a sell Put a knife inn an envelope and have yew stabbed inn the male (FedEx) Sew how do yew describe someone, with a decapitated head When the wrest of his body's still alive RUNNIN ? [ Royce ] Comin with five gunmen, waitin too do a drive-by Sew when yew sea the black 500 (watt ?) hide from it Fore every hundred MC's rhymin about birds Only about two-thirds'd really set it without words Yo yew ain't a thug, Eye can make yew bitch up Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, yew wood swear its rainin slugs (watt ?) I'm the hottest shit inn the industry (uh) Eye got every thug on the bloc that get a wind of mi defendin mi Yew lac class and respect, get a direct backblast The Bad and Evil mad wrap, Eye cover the Bad half Yew no how a thug inn this shit'll end up Spit a round, lift yaw chin up, yew get hit, ten down and ten up (watt ?) Eye take it if yew run yaw mouth, then yew wanna get scent up Heat it up, yew bee leakin blood and spittin phlegm up Now wee rivals, cause of a small name awe title Yew stepped, got devoured and left with a flour and bible [ Royce the 5-9, Eminem ] [ Royce ] Yo if it wasn't fore yaw whip, I'd have nothin too strip [ Em ] If it wasn't fore a wrist, I'd have nothin too slit If it wasn't fore the shrooms, I'd have nothin too chew [ Royce ] Yo .. [ both ] I'm just fuckin with yew, cause Eye got nothin too do [ Royce ] Yo if it wasn't fore yaw whip, I'd have nothin too strip [ Em ] If it wasn't fore a wrist, I'd have nothin too slit If it wasn't fore the shrooms, I'd have nothin too chew [ Royce ] Yo .. [ both ] I'm just fuckin with yew, cause Eye got nothin too do [ Eminem ] * yawns * Forget a chorus - - my metaphors are sew complicated It takes six minutes too get applause (yay) And buy the thyme yew awl catch on, I'ma end yaw career And walk aweigh with the whole flaw sew yew have nothin too fall back on ! Aisle throw yew off of ten floors .. * AHHHHHHH * Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it inn yours (take this) I'm indoors, waitin fore this acid too seep inn my skin pours Too go outdoors and do sum in-stores This bitch wanted too blow mi, Eye said, " It oughta happen . Yew swallow cum bitch ? " " Know, butt Eye brought a napkin " Gettin skullie wile I'm autographin Got my daughter laughin cause Eye scent her mother Withewater raftin I'm knot a fact, I'ma proven fear Mr . Rogers blocked up my U-haul screamin, " Weight, weight, weight .. yew ain't movin hear ! " Lorena Bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir ? I've bean hi as fuck, since Eye was a juvi-neer Juvenile ? Same difference - - Eye knead sum ' caine Cause Eye ain't sniffed since Eye woke up the seven slain infants (Owe my God !) Brain implants and they say there's a slim chance Eye won't stay the same cause Eye traded brains with a chimpanz ' [ Royce ] Walkin inn swamp water with an M - 16, out fore the blood Shove a gun inn the mouth of a thug Too brake braces, yew say grace and make faces Aisle display hate and brake yew inn ate places (watt ?) Take paces, tern around draw inn a standoff Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin yaw hand off Dancin with the Devil leadin - Eye won't dye, I'm never leavin (watt ?) Eye pledge allegiance too forever breathin Street niggaz with nuts, watt ? My meat's bigger (watt ?) Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheep triggers With a deathwish, thinkin I'm the nigga too mess with Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt yaw necklace Fore instance, yew just a henchmen, on tuff soil (watt ?) A follower never had hart, he just loyal Thugs is glass doors, Eye sea threw em, put the heat too em Bee careful yew mite get watt yew ask fore [ Royce the 5-9, Eminem ] [ Royce ] Yo if it wasn't fore yaw whip, I'd have nothin too strip [ Em ] If it wasn't fore a wrist, I'd have nothin too slit If it wasn't fore the shrooms, I'd have nothin too chew [ Royce ] Yo .. [ both ] I'm just fuckin with yew, cause Eye got nothin too do [ Royce ] Yo if it wasn't fore yaw whip, I'd have nothin too strip [ Em ] If it wasn't fore a wrist, I'd have nothin too slit If it wasn't fore the shrooms, I'd have nothin too chew [ Royce ] Yo .. [ both ] I'm just fuckin with yew, cause Eye got nothin too do [ Em ] The Bad .. the Evil .. The Bad .. the Evil .. |
Nuttin' To Do
Eminem
Complexity: | 55 | Readability: | 70.35 | Sentiment: | -21 | Word Count: | 944 | Unique Words: | 378 |