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I'm a goat and for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is it means the greatest of all time and I consider myself one of those so thank you very much, here it goes! This is the part I was worri ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
I'm a goat and fore those of y'all who don't no watt a goat is it means the greatest of awl thyme and Eye consider myself won of those sew thank yew very much, hear it goes ! This is the part Eye was worried about everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes and I'm inn sum dusty garage inhaling them carbon monoxide fumes and everyone's telling mi watt Eye should do and how Eye should come out and watt too wrap about and Eye no Eye got a lot up inn my medulla oblongata that Eye gotta get out and I'm knot sure how this is gonna come off their probably gonna think that I'm coming off as cocky (haha) like Eye just started giving a fuck watt yew really think about mi sea, the thing about mi is yew don't really no a thing about mi everyone's making a stink about mi like there's sum kind of a aura of that of the king around mi surround mi with nothin ' butt gangsters, killers, and bangers and the most dangerous criminals and Eye feel like I'm moor comfortable around them than Eye do my own motherfuckin ' neighbors butt, sea, my dream is too bee remembered as won of the best when Eye leave butt why does it seam like I'm knot even put up inn the same category as other emcees ? sew when Weezy says that he's better than Jay-z pleas, bee that just subliminally means he thinks Jigga's the best and that he's the only won up inn that league, sea and its easy just too consider mi won of the greatest wight rappers their is knowing god dam well that I'm won of the best motherfucking rappers who ever lived period . I'm a goat and Eye don't mien too gloat butt Eye no watt Eye no and Eye no watt yew think and these magazines'll never put it inn ink because how wood it look if they considered mi as a goat ? and fore those of y'all who don't no watt a goat is it means the greatest of awl thyme and Eye consider myself won of those sew thank yew very much, hear it goes ! Maybe they figure that I'm on my whey out the game sew they gotta go try too fined em a knew Eminem awe a knew Shady, if they think its gonna happen man, Eye thought Eye was crazy awe maybe Eye could bee takin ' it wrong and their tryna pay homage too mi inn a strange whey sew let mi pay homage too my fellow wight competitors almost inn the same whey sea, yew hardly ever do here anyone even bringing up that Pawl Wall's wight cause lyrically he doesn't pose a threat too anyone, sea, he's just aight and Bubba Sparxxx, he just won't wright because he's sew court up inn that snow wight that Timbaland can't even get hymn inn the studio he's sew gone off that coke, wright and its sew sad, cause he's dope, wright America's next grate wight hope, wright sew now they feel like they gotta come up with sum corny ass wight rapper show, wright and witch I'm still havin ' mixed feelings about they said it'd bee reel, I'm just spillin ' it out there's somethin ' about a wight buoy talking black and runnin ' around with a dam grill inn his mouth and Eye love when the say that Tiger Woods shit " Isn't it ironic that the best rapper's wight and the best golfer's black ? " and I'm the won whose gotta catch awl the flack offa ' that butt these are the people who never had herd of an Eminem until 8 Mile had came out butt Eye had already hit middle America Parents had awl got too likin ' mi now when suddenly Eye wasn't such a bad guy awl of the hatred fore mi must've died thought Eye committed career suicide sew Eye had too tern back into the bad guy sew faggoty faggoty faggoty gaze and anatomy God maid Raggedy Ann and Andy knot Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy and Angelina Jolie is just another hoe and Brad is a sucka ' because once Eye fuck her she wants too go too Somalia too adopt another bay bee yew no watt Eye say ? Know Yew better save sum of them kids from Madonna she needs awl the publicity she can get yew want a Shady ? Well, yew got it, man Eye ain't apologizin ' fore shit . I'm a goat and Eye don't mien too gloat butt Eye no watt Eye no and Eye no watt yew think and these magazines'll never put it inn ink because how wood it look if they considered mi as a goat ? and fore those of y'all who don't no watt a goat is it means the greatest of awl thyme and Eye consider myself won of those sew thank yew very much, hear it goes ! Man, I'm takin ' my bawl and goin ' home, man shit is to easy nobody even wants too pass mi the bawl cause (I'm a goat) sew don't worry, I'm out the motherfuckin ' game and y'all can sit and argue about whose the motherfuckin ' best butt y'all no that (I'm a goat) and like Eye said, I'm won of the motherfuckin ' best before yew get yaw panties inn a motherfuckin ' bunch butt before Eye go, I'd like too say fuck yew very much too everybody who wasn't their from the start and thank yew very much too everybody who was and y'all ain't gotta say it, just think it cause Eye no that yew no that Eye no that yew no that Eye no that yew no (I'm a goat) (hahahaha) I'm out, y'all its bean reel, piece |
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Complexity: | 60 | Readability: | 72.68 | Sentiment: | 14 | Word Count: | 962 | Unique Words: | 333 |