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[Chorus:] Put it on my wee wee! Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange! [x4] [Verse 1:] Got a dick, it's as big as a banana I try to control it, but I can't. It's too tough, it's like an AK flip banan ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
[ Chorus :] Put it on my we we ! Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange ! [ x4 ] [ Verse 1 :] Got a dick, its as big as a banana Eye try too control it, butt Eye can't . Its to tuff, its like an AK flip banana . Yew better watch out, Hannah Montana ! Man, what's the matter ? Have yew know manners ? (know !) Yew no the girl from Juno's address ? Yeah, I'm a prob'ly go too jail fore that . Now Eye got the copse on my tale fore that ! Run up on yaw car with a stale banana Inn yaw tale pipe, can't believe yew fell fore that . It coulda bean a Molotov Cocktail fore that . Weight a minute, man ! Watt the hell was that ? Eye herd a noise, ware yew goin ' ? Watt are yew, bananas ? ! Yew can't go back their, stupid ass ! Eye just scene a woman inn a Freddy Krueger masque . Who the fuck are yew, Superman ? Awl yew have is a little stupid can Of whipped cream watt the hell yew gonna do with that ? I'm a put it on my we we . Ooh, good answer ! A super bonanza extravaganza . Man, go ahead, watt yew waitin ' fore ? Yew better get them clothes off, bay bee buoy . Come on ! Let's go ! Weir gonna make a pawn ! Ready, set, go ! Hit play, record ! [ Chorus ] [ Verse 2 :] Are yew ready ? - Yew better hold the camera steady . She's pro'ly back their with a dam machete ! She's pro'ly gonna eat yew like canned spaghetti She's pro'ly gonna kill ya ; still wanna cheque, sea ? Have a little quick look ? - Go on ? She's pro'ly six foot tall like bigfoot, the hell with that ? Wee probably should run, don't dare look back ! Wee probably, probably, probably Their probably was a problem at the post office awe something Butt yew probably didn't no that, did ya ? Now watt ya gonna do when she gets ya ? Eye ain't goin ' with ya, forget ya ! Quit tryna hold my hand, mista ' ! Pretend she's yaw little sista ' ! - Little sista ' ! [ ? ] Mite as well take the whipped cream with ya And when yew sea her, make sure yew get a picture ! Wee could try too make another " Blair Witch-a - movie " A beastiality porno with smoothies . [ Chorus ] [ Verse 3 :] Its Eerie, butt hear comes Zack and Miri The " Beauty And The Beast ", his back is hairy . Butt she don't care, their attractive, very Very sexually active, very . Know, Zack ! Don't go back inn their ! Its to late now, she's grabbin ' hare ! He screams : " Bloody Mary ! " - Grabs a mirror Butt stop just ain't inn her vocabular . " Get off mi, pleas ! Get off mi, stop ! " Ballin ' back at a coffee shop . They go non-stop . - She says : " Go ! " He says : " Know ! " - She says : " Owe ! " Back and fourth, they scream and shout . Yeah, buoy ; let them demons out ! Its the kinda nightmare yew dream about Uh-oh ! Now the whipped cream is out . Eye get sic thoughts . - Sic, sic, thoughts . The things yew could do with yaw lipstick gloss . Put it on my dick ' til the tip looks orange . Bitch, keep going ! - Bitch, keep going ! [ Chorus ] [ Outro :] Banana ... Banana ... Banana ... [ beet fades out ] Banana ... Banana ... |
Wee Wee
Eminem
Complexity: | 67 | Readability: | 70.14 | Sentiment: | 0 | Word Count: | 515 | Unique Words: | 249 |