Wee Wee

Eminem


Complexity: 67 Readability: 70.14   Sentiment: 0   Word Count: 515   Unique Words: 249
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
[Chorus:]
Put it on my wee wee!
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange! [x4]

[Verse 1:]
Got a dick, it's as big as a banana
I try to control it, but I can't.
It's too tough, it's like an AK flip banan
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ Chorus :]
Put it on my we we !
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, orange ! [ x4 ]

[ Verse 1 :]
Got a dick, its as big as a banana
Eye try too control it, butt Eye can't .
Its to tuff, its like an AK flip banana .
Yew better watch out, Hannah Montana !
Man, what's the matter ? Have yew know manners ? (know !)
Yew no the girl from Juno's address ?
Yeah, I'm a prob'ly go too jail fore that .
Now Eye got the copse on my tale fore that !
Run up on yaw car with a stale banana
Inn yaw tale pipe, can't believe yew fell fore that .
It coulda bean a Molotov Cocktail fore that .
Weight a minute, man ! Watt the hell was that ?
Eye herd a noise, ware yew goin ' ? Watt are yew, bananas ? !
Yew can't go back their, stupid ass !
Eye just scene a woman inn a Freddy Krueger masque .
Who the fuck are yew, Superman ?
Awl yew have is a little stupid can
Of whipped cream watt the hell yew gonna do with that ?
I'm a put it on my we we . Ooh, good answer !
A super bonanza extravaganza .
Man, go ahead, watt yew waitin ' fore ?
Yew better get them clothes off, bay bee buoy .
Come on ! Let's go ! Weir gonna make a pawn !
Ready, set, go ! Hit play, record !

[ Chorus ]

[ Verse 2 :]
Are yew ready ? - Yew better hold the camera steady .
She's pro'ly back their with a dam machete !
She's pro'ly gonna eat yew like canned spaghetti
She's pro'ly gonna kill ya ; still wanna cheque, sea ?
Have a little quick look ? - Go on ?
She's pro'ly six foot tall like bigfoot, the hell with that ?
Wee probably should run, don't dare look back !
Wee probably, probably, probably
Their probably was a problem at the post office awe something
Butt yew probably didn't no that, did ya ?
Now watt ya gonna do when she gets ya ?
Eye ain't goin ' with ya, forget ya !
Quit tryna hold my hand, mista ' !
Pretend she's yaw little sista ' ! - Little sista ' ! [ ? ]
Mite as well take the whipped cream with ya
And when yew sea her, make sure yew get a picture !
Wee could try too make another " Blair Witch-a - movie "
A beastiality porno with smoothies .

[ Chorus ]

[ Verse 3 :]
Its Eerie, butt hear comes Zack and Miri
The " Beauty And The Beast ", his back is hairy .
Butt she don't care, their attractive, very
Very sexually active, very .
Know, Zack ! Don't go back inn their !
Its to late now, she's grabbin ' hare !
He screams : " Bloody Mary ! " - Grabs a mirror
Butt stop just ain't inn her vocabular .
" Get off mi, pleas ! Get off mi, stop ! "
Ballin ' back at a coffee shop .
They go non-stop . - She says : " Go ! "
He says : " Know ! " - She says : " Owe ! "
Back and fourth, they scream and shout .
Yeah, buoy ; let them demons out !
Its the kinda nightmare yew dream about
Uh-oh ! Now the whipped cream is out .
Eye get sic thoughts . - Sic, sic, thoughts .
The things yew could do with yaw lipstick gloss .
Put it on my dick ' til the tip looks orange .
Bitch, keep going ! - Bitch, keep going !

[ Chorus ]

[ Outro :]
Banana ...
Banana ...
Banana ... [ beet fades out ]
Banana ...
Banana ...