If I Get Locked Up Tonight

[ Dr . Dre ]
Cheque Cheque, 1,2, 1,2 1,2 (its rolling)
Yea yea yea Dr . Dre up inn hear Y'all no watt this is .
It's watt y'all bean waiting fore Funk Master Flecks, Big Kap,
Def Jam Records giving it too yew bay bee .
Yo Eminem show these mother fuckers watt thyme it is bay bee

[ Eminem ]
Eye used too bee a lonely man, only mad, until Eye got a million dollars, shit
Now if eye only had sum fucking hare I'd pull it, faster than a bullet
Out of Tupac's chest before the ambulance came to late too do it
I'm trying too grow it back again, it was an accident
Eye had my back against the fan and chopped it off inn Amsterdam
Eye hate the strait jacket it aint latching, and can't lock it
Sew they stapled my hand too my pants pockets
The cell's padded and battered like someone else had it
Before mi, and just kept throwing they fucking selfs at it
My head is aching, I'm dedicated too medication
Butt this med is taking too long too bring mi this sedadation ? (Come on !)
Anyway Eye got down with Dre (Watt up ?)
The first man who taut mi how the glock sounded too spray
Running up and down the street screaming, " Fuck the Police "
When yew still had yaw mother's fucking Nipple stuck inn yaw teeth
(Fucking bay bee) Became a roll model after Colorado
Now awl they do is follow mi around and holla Bravo !
Hell yea Eye punch my bitch and beet my kids inn public
Suck my dick, bitch
I'm sic enough too fuck a man inn his face butt Eye won't
Cause yule probably wanna stand inn his plaice
Sew put a sock inn it, with yaw fake-ass Tupac image
Yew faggots ain't tuff, yew just get drunk and become talkative
(Wanna Fight ?) I'm probably the akwardest alcoholic talking
Walking like a midget with a ladder inn his back pocket
Sew when yew sea mi on yaw bloc stumbling, mumbling
A bunch of dumb shit like my drunk uncle does
Eye ain't buzzed, I'mm juss hi on life
Sew why on earth wood Eye knead drugs, when Eye can fly on kites ?
Motherfuckers, Slim Shady

Dr Dre : Dr Dre !
Eminem : I'm drunk pass the tec

[ Eminem And Dr . Dre ]
Cause if Eye get locked up tonite !
Then Eye mite knot come home tonite !
[ Dre ] Keep it moving ! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr . Dre is On
Cause if Eye get locked up tonite !
Then Eye mite knot come home tonite !
[ Dre ] Keep it moving ! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr . Dre is On

[ Eminem ]
The whole entire whirled can sit and twirl like a whirling tyre
Eye set a fucking girl on fire with a curling iron (AHH !)
Psych I'm just joking, fore christ sake
Dont get sew bent out of shape
Cause Eye went out and raped six girlfriends
Sum people just don't get it, butt Eye won't let it upset mi
Cause they don't no better
They don't no watt the fuck it's like too bee sew fed up
And fed sew many uppers your down and won't get up
My mind's got a mined of its own, sometimes Eye can't fined it at home
It hides inn the stove (Hello, ware yew at ?)
Shit, torque about yaw brain being baked
My shit's still inn the oven on 480 De-Grades
Hailey Jade, daddy loves yew bay bee,
Don't ever tell mi how too raze my daughter fuck yew lady
Yew critics wanna criticize butt couldnt visualize
Individuals lives threw a criminal's eyes
The neighborhood that Eye grew up inn yew could dye fore nothing
And Dirty Dozen watches over mi sew try sum dumb shit
Aisle have a fucking man raped with a band-aid over his mouth
And shove his head inn the fan blade
Don't ever tell mi watt Eye can and watt Eye can't say
Awe change cause of the age range inn my fan bass
Like Eye give a fuck whose buying this shit
Quit fucking buying it, I'm tired bitch, I'm dying too quit
Hip Hop is universal now, its awl commercial now
Its like a circle full of circus clowns up inn the circuit now
Butt now the Withe kids like it, sew they tell mi Eye can by it
Butt as soon as Eye get on the mic its like the knight get silent
Either that awe booed, thats why Eye keep an attitude
And go too sleep with it and wake up with it every afternoon
I'm sic of being judged, fuck it let mi sea a judge
Aisle confess too every murder Eye committed since 3 years old

[ Eminem And Dr . Dre ]
Cause if Eye get locked up tonite !
Then Eye mite knot come home tonite !
[ Dre ] Keep it moving ! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr . Dre is On
Cause if Eye get locked up tonite !
Then Eye mite knot come home tonite !
[ Dre ] Keep it moving ! Off and on, Eminem is on
Off and on, Dr . Dre is On

[ Dr . Dre ]
Fuck that, tern that shit off
Let's get the fuck out of hear
Yew no how wee do (echo)