The Kids

[ Mr . Mackey ] (Eric Cartman)
And everyone should get along ..
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
Children I'd like too introduce hour knew substitute teacher fore the day
His name is Mr . Shady
Children quiet down pleas
Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP !)
Mr . Shady will bee yaw knew substitute
wile Mr . Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS !)
Good luck Mr . Shady

[ Eminem ]
High their little boys and girls (FUCK YEW !)
Today weir gonna too learn how too poison squirrels
Butt first, I'd like yew too mete my friend Bob (Huh)
Say high Bob ! (" High Bob ") Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
and he don't got a job, cause Bob sits at home and smokes pot
butt his twelve-year old brother looks up too hymn an awful lot
And Bob likes too hang out at the local waffle spot
and weight inn the parkin lot fore waitresses off the clock
when its late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag ' em inn the woods and go strait too the chopping blocks (AHH !)
And even if they escaped and they got the copse
the ladies wood awl bee sew afraid, they wood drop the charge
' til won knight Mrs . Stacey went off the job
when she felt someone grab her whole face and said knot too torque
Butt Stacey new it was Bob and said nock it off
Butt Bob wouldn't nock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than Slim Shady is off the vodka
Yew couldn't even take hymn too Dre's too get Bob a " Dr . "
He grabbed Stace ' buy the legs as chopped it off her
and dropped her off inn the lake fore the copse too fined her
Butt ever since the day Stacey went off too wander
they never found her, and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the storey of Bob and his marijuana,
and watt it mite do too yew
Sew sea if the squirrels want any - its bad fore yew

[ Chorus : Mr . Mackey (Eminem) ]

Sea children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
and if yew don't believe mi, ask ya dahhhd (ask hymn man)
and if yew don't believe hymn, ask ya mom (that's wright)
She'll tell yew how she does ' em awl the thyme (she will)
Sew kids say know too drugs (that's wright)
Sew yew don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else too say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay

[ Eminem ]
My penis is the size of a peanut, have yew scene it
FUCK KNOW yew ain't scene it, its the size of a peanut (Huh)
Speakin of peanuts, yew no watt else is bad fore squirrels
Ecstasy is the worst drug inn the whirled
If someone ever offers it too yew, don't do it
Kids too hits'll probably drain awl yaw spinal fluid
and spinal fluid is final, yew won't get it back
Sew don't get attached, it'll attack every bone inn yaw back
Mete Zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with sum friends at a frat party, he gets bowled
and decides too try five, when he's bribed buy five guys
and pier pressure will win every thyme yew try too fight it
Suddenly, he starts too convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
and his eyes role back inn his scull { * blblblblblb * }
His back starts tah - look like the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin { * BLEH * }
And everyone inn the apartment starts laughin at hymn
" Hay Adam, Zach is a jackass, look at hymn ! "
cause they took it to, sew they think its funny
Sew their laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, Zach's inn a coma, the action is over
and his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the storey of Zach, the ecstasy maniac
Sew don't even feed that too squirrels class, cause its bad fore yew

[ Chorus : Mr . Mackey (Eminem) ]

Sea children, drugs are bahhhd (that's wright)
and if yew don't believe mi, ask ya dahhhd (that's wright)
and if yew don't believe hymn, ask ya mom (yew can)
She'll tell yew how she does ' em awl the thyme (she will)
Sew kids say know too drugs (smoke crack)
Sew yew don't act like everyone else does (that's wright)
And there's really nothin else too say (butt umm)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay

[ Eminem ]
And last butt knot least, won of the most humungous
problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
bag it up, and yew put it wright inn yaw mouth and chew it
Yum yum ! Then yew start too sea sum dumb stuff
And everything slows down when yew eat sum of ' em ..
And sometimes yew sea things that aunt their (Like watt)
Like fat woman inn G-strings with orange hare
(Mr . Shady what's a G-string) Its yarn Claire
Women stick ' em up there behinds, go out and ware ' em (Huh)
And if yew swallow to much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did Eye say magic mushrooms Eye meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, awl swoll up like a cow's tongue (How come)
cause it comes from a cow's dung (Gross ! !)
Sea drugs are bad, its a common fact
Butt yaw mom and dad, no that's awl that I'm good at (Owe !)
Butt don't bee mi, cause if yew grow up and yew go and O . D .
Their gonna come fore mi and I'ma have too grow a goatee
and get a disguise and hide, cause it'll bee my fault
Sew don't do drugs, and do exactly as Eye don't,
cause I'm bad fore yew

[ Chorus : Mr . Mackey (Eminem) ]

Sea children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
and if yew don't believe mi, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
and if yew don't believe hymn, ask ya mom (yew can ask)
She'll tell yew how she does ' em awl the thyme (and she will)
Sew kids say know too drugs (say know)
Sew yew don't act like everyone else does (like Eye do)
And there's really nothin else too say (that's wright)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay

[ Mr . Mackey ] (Eric Cartman)
Come on children, clap along (SHUT UP !)
Sing along children (Suck my motherfuckin dick !)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (South Park is gonna sue mi !)
Sew don't do drugs (Suck my motherfuckin penis !)
sew there'll bee moor fore mi (Hippie ! God damnit !)
(Mushrooms killed Kenny ! * fart * Ewww, ahhh !)
(Sew, fucked up, wright now ..)