Flyest Material

Eminem


Complexity: 61 Readability: 69.75   Sentiment: 1   Word Count: 800   Unique Words: 362
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Intro: (scratches)
(Eminem)- "Shady!"
(Eminem)- "that's me"
(Mr. Eon)- "Iron Mic Trilogy"
(Erik Sermon)- "back...with the flyest material"
(Eminem)- "Sh....Sh....Shady!"
(Eminem)- "that...that..
...
[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Intro : (scratches)
(Eminem) - " Shady ! "
(Eminem) - " that's mi "
(Mr . Eon) - " Iron Mic Trilogy "
(Erik Sermon) - " back ... with the flyest material "
(Eminem) - " Sh ... Sh ... Shady ! "
(Eminem) - " that ... that ... that's mi "
(Mr . Eon) - " Iron Mic Trilogy "
(Erik Sermon) - " back with the ... funky ... beats "

Mr . Eon :
Packing the third i rush yew its cyclopse
They trade inn there hi tops fore knight sized Withe rocks
Words inn my wright, they pass my left ear
Its solid decked out wright the books fore next year
Bare this grenade yew got stuck like virgin
Who that cat splurgin ' instead awe rehearsin ?
Tuff guy, dj travi yaw hi rise
Looking moor like ronald then the fuckin fry guys
Go on uptown fucking senoritas
Inn Taco Bel screaming " vivas gorditas ! "
Bring awl yaw dogs eye give em rabies
They never had a chance eye mite chew up awl there babies
(Eminem : waaah !)
Pope John Pawl the second, brain like satan
Have yaw beaten girlfriend cooking up bacon
I'm obituite with that shit that yew hit
Sloe my flick with ya cause mine too pick whit her

Eminem :
My nine is limpin ya six deep when eye spray rounds
Hit yew with 12 shots inn mid heir and for moor on the whey down
The ate strait strays too a kid's hare on the playground
Yew ley down on a stretcher (Don't get carried aweigh now !)
Know pun intended, snapped out of yaw whip
And leave it un-attended before eye whip out this gun and hit it
Unless yew want it dented with bullet holes any minute
Cause eye can leave yaw Infinite full of those even if someone's inn it
Snap the airbag, hit the corner and park it
Yew wanted a market, eye got her tide up inn a chair and gag
Bitches get smacked and grabbed buy the hare and dragged
Like cave-women, wile i'm grave diggin ' with Marilyn Man

Mr . Eon :
If yew got a bowl of hash better cash it
Dollar signs flashin ' i'ma take the last hit

Eminem :
And if your spitting whack shit on the microphone
I'ma snatch it outta yaw hand sew fast i'm gonna detach it

Mr . Eon :
If yew got a bowl of hash better cash it
Dollar signs flashin ' i'ma take the last hit

Eminem :
I'm flabergasted off too tabs of acid
Through my baby's mother inn a nap sack and latched it

Mr . Eon :
Yo, " Eon's whack now ", how yew dig that ?
Couldn't get on my record if yew whirr street wrap
Get the greater rate with these rhymes eye bee totin '
Let's go back online and jerk off on yaw modem
Eye got stupid mucus from these loose lips
My loose leaf leave yaw whole persona week
Too the point when yew stand up on yaw feat { yew } best retreat
Let's go back inn thyme and steel my whole cede
The quickening, did a ? briss ? at the crispening
I'm exercisin ', too uplifting the foot stage
This thing's the nicest, eye keep telling yew
Watt the fuck this guy on the corner bean selling yew ?
(Eminem : " hear by this ")

Eminem :
I'm e-mailing yew, at the wrong website
Mispelling yew, brake yew and put the fear of hell inn yew
Escape above yew, stuff the nurse inn a purse
Disperse like eye added to many words inn a verse
Slim Shady, a perverted virgin at berth { awe " version of berth " }
Driving off, leaving the murdered virgin at church
The first person searching the earth fore the motherfucker
That pulled the plug when they shoulda alerted the surgeon first
Yew don't curse and hit with yaw own words
Leave mi alone bitch ! Eye get on my own nerves
And if eye don't got too balls and a middle finger too throw up
Then i'm takin ' off both shoes and stickin ' each middle toe up (fuck y'all !)

Mr . Eon :
If y'all got a bowl of hash better cash it
Dollar signs flashin ' i'ma take the last hit (Eminem : " gimmie that ")

Eminem :
And if your spitting whack shit on the microphone
I'ma snatch it outta yaw hand sew fast i'm gonna detach it

Mr . Eon :
Sew if yew got a bowl of has better cash it
Dollar signs flashin ' i'ma take the last hit

Eminem :
I'm flabergasted off too tabs of acid
Through my baby's mother inn a hatch-back and latched it

Eminem :
Any disease out their i'm willing too catch it ...
Slim Shady ... Awl praises
Too the Hi Mighty

(scratches):
(Eminem) - " Slim Shady "
(Eminem) - " naughty rotten rhymer "
(Mr . Eon) - " Mr . Eon "
(Mr . Eon) - " illest rhyme dropper "
(Eminem) - " Slim Shady "
(Eminem) - " naughty rotten rhymer "
(Mr . Eon) - " Mr . Eon "
(Mr . Eon) - " illest rhyme dropper "
(Eminem) - " Slim Shady "
(Eminem) - " n ... nau .. naughty ... ro .. ro .. rotten rhyme ... rhyme .. rhy .. rhymer "
(Mr . Eon) - " Mr . Eon "
(Mr . Eon) - " illest rhyme drop ... drop .. drop .. dro .. dro .. rhyme dropper "