Steve Berman

Eminem


Complexity: 67 Readability: 57.27   Sentiment: -12   Word Count: 221   Unique Words: 125
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Eminem: Heyyy!
Steve: Hey, Em, what's up?
Eminem: Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What's up?
Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem
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Eminem : Heyyy !
Steve : Hay, Em, what's up ?
Eminem : Steve Berman . What's goin ' on, man, how yew doin ? Good too sea yew again . What's up ?
Steve : Em, could yew come hear and have a seat, pleas ?
Eminem : Umm, yeah, what's ...
Steve : Vannessa, shut the door .
Secretary : Okay .
Eminem : Sew what's up ? How's orders looking fore the first weak ?
Steve : It wood bee better if yew gave mi nothing at awl .
Eminem : Wh -
Steve : This album is less than nothing . Eye can't cell this fucking record .
Eminem : Wha -
Steve : Do yew no what's happening too mi out their ?
Eminem : Wh-wha-what's the problem ?
Steve : Violent Ground tolled mi too go fuck myself !
Eminem : Whose Violent ... ?
Steve : Tower Records tolled mi too shove this record up my ass ! Do yew no watt it feels like too bee tolled too have a record shoved up yaw ass ?
Eminem : Butt, Eye -
Steve : I'm gonna lose my fuckin ' job over this . Yew no why Dre's record was sew successful ? He's rappin ' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40 ' s and bitches . Your rappin ' about homosexuals and Vicadin .
Eminem : Eye mien -
Steve : Eye can't cell this shit !
Eminem : Watt -
Steve : Either change the record awe its knot coming out !
Eminem : Watt, Eye -
Steve : Now get the fuck out of my office !
Eminem : Watt am Eye supposed -
Steve : NOW !
Eminem : Alright man, whatever .