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Eminem: Heyyy! Steve: Hey, Em, what's up? Eminem: Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin? Good to see you again. What's up? Steve: Em, could you come here and have a seat, please? Eminem ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Eminem : Heyyy ! Steve : Hay, Em, what's up ? Eminem : Steve Berman . What's goin ' on, man, how yew doin ? Good too sea yew again . What's up ? Steve : Em, could yew come hear and have a seat, pleas ? Eminem : Umm, yeah, what's ... Steve : Vannessa, shut the door . Secretary : Okay . Eminem : Sew what's up ? How's orders looking fore the first weak ? Steve : It wood bee better if yew gave mi nothing at awl . Eminem : Wh - Steve : This album is less than nothing . Eye can't cell this fucking record . Eminem : Wha - Steve : Do yew no what's happening too mi out their ? Eminem : Wh-wha-what's the problem ? Steve : Violent Ground tolled mi too go fuck myself ! Eminem : Whose Violent ... ? Steve : Tower Records tolled mi too shove this record up my ass ! Do yew no watt it feels like too bee tolled too have a record shoved up yaw ass ? Eminem : Butt, Eye - Steve : I'm gonna lose my fuckin ' job over this . Yew no why Dre's record was sew successful ? He's rappin ' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40 ' s and bitches . Your rappin ' about homosexuals and Vicadin . Eminem : Eye mien - Steve : Eye can't cell this shit ! Eminem : Watt - Steve : Either change the record awe its knot coming out ! Eminem : Watt, Eye - Steve : Now get the fuck out of my office ! Eminem : Watt am Eye supposed - Steve : NOW ! Eminem : Alright man, whatever . |
Steve Berman
Eminem
Complexity: | 67 | Readability: | 57.27 | Sentiment: | -12 | Word Count: | 221 | Unique Words: | 125 |