Brain Damage

[ Doctor ] Scalpel
[ Nurse ] Hear
[ Doctor ] Sponge
[ Nurse ] Hear
[ Doctor ] Weight .. he's convulsing, he's convulsing !
[ Nurse ] Ah !
[ Doctor ] Weir gonna have too shock hymn !
[ Nurse ] Owe my ! Owe my God !
[ Doctor ] Weir gonna have too shock hymn !
[ Nurse ] Owe my God !

[ Eminem ]
These are the results of a thousand electric volts
A neck with bolts, " Nurse weir losin hymn, cheque the pulse ! "
A kid who refused too respect adults
War spectacles with taped frames and a freckled knows
A corny lookin wight buoy, scrawny and always ornery
Cause Eye was always sic of brawny bullies pickin on mi
And Eye mite snap, won day just like that
Eye decided too strike back and flatten every tyre on the bike rack
(Whosssssh) My first day inn junior hi, this kid said,
" Its yew and Eye, three o'clock sharp this afternoon yew dye "
Eye looked at my watch it was won twenty
" Eye already gave yew my lunch money watt moor do yew want from mi ! "
He said, " Don't try too run from mi, yule just make it worse ... "
My palms whirr sweaty, and Eye started too sheikh at first
Something tolled mi, " Try too fake a stomach ache it works "
Eye screamed, " Owww ! My appendix feels like they could burst !
Teacher, teacher, quick Eye knead a naked nurse ! "
[ N ] " What's the matter "
[ E ] " Eye don't no, my leg, it hurts ! "
[ N ] " Leg ! Eye thought yew said it was yaw tummy ! "
[ E ] " Owe, Eye mien it is, butt Eye also got a bum knee ! "
[ N ] " Mr . Mathers, the fun and games are over .
And just fore that stunt, your gonna get sum extra homework . "
[ E ] " Butt don't yew wanna give mi after school detention "
[ N ] " Na, that bully wants too beet yaw ass and I'ma let hymn . "

[ Chorus : repeat 2X ]

Brain damage, ever since the day Eye was borne
Drugs is watt they used too say Eye was on
They say Eye never new witch whey Eye was goin
Butt everywhere Eye go they keep playin my song

[ Eminem ]
Brain damage ..
Whey before my bay bee daughter Hailey
Eye was harassed daily buy this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey
An eighth grader who acted obnoxious, cause his farther boxes
sew everyday heed shove mi inn the lockers
Won day he came inn the bathroom wile Eye was pissin
And had mi inn the position too beet mi into submission
He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my knows,
Soaked my clothes inn blood, grabbed mi and choked my throat
Eye tried too plead and tell hymn, " Wee shouldn't beef "
Butt he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin mi and Eye couldn't breathe
He looked at mi and said, " Yew gonna dye honkey ! "
The principle walked inn (What's going on inn hear)
and started helpin hymn stomp mi
Eye maid them think they beet mi too death
Holdin my breath fore like five minutes before they finally left
Then Eye got up and ran too the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the for inch screws
Grabbed sum sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools
" This is fore every thyme yew took my orange juice,
awe stole my seat inn the lunchroom and drank my chocolate milk .
Every thyme yew tipped my trey and it dropped and spilt .
I'm gettin yew back bully ! Now once and fore good . "
Eye cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as Eye could
and beet hymn over the head with it til Eye broke the would
Knocked hymn down, stood on his chest with won foot ..
.. Maid it home, later that same day
Started reading a comic, and suddenly everything became gray
Eye couldn't even sea watt Eye was tryin too red
Eye went deaf, and my left ear started too bleed
My mother started screamin, " Watt are yew on, drugs !
Look at yew, your gettin blood awl over my rug ! " (Sorry !)
She beet mi over the head with the remote control
opened a hole, and my whole brain fell out of my scull
Eye picked it up and screamed, " Look bitch, watt have yew dun ! "
[ M ] " Owe my God, I'm sorry sun "
[ E ] " Shut up yew cunt ! " Eye said, " Fuck it ! "
Took it and stuck it back up inn my head
then Eye sewed it shut and put a couple of screws inn my neck

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
Brain damage ..
Its brain damage ..
Eye got brain damage ..
Its brain damage ..
Its probably brain damage ..
Its brain damage ..
Brain damage ..
Eye got brain damage ..