The Kiss (Skit)

Eminem


Complexity: 63 Readability: 80.59   Sentiment: 22   Word Count: 286   Unique Words: 126
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[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch

[Dave:]
Yo man

[Eminem:]
What

[Dave:]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about t
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[ Eminem :]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill hymn
I'm going too fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch

[ Dave :]
Yo man

[ Eminem :]
Watt

[ Dave :]
Eye dont no
Eye gotta realy really bad feelin about this

[ Eminem :]
Man wood u shut the fuck up dave yew always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car wright their

[ Dave :]
Aight let mi park

[ Eminem :]
Just park

[ Dave :]
Im parkin !

[ Eminem :]
Tern the car off dogg

[ Dave :]
Aight

[ Eminem :]
Aight wee weight

[ Dave :]
Wee weight fore watt

[ Eminem :]
Wee weight till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her

[ Dave :]
Man yew aint gonna kill know won
Watt the fuck did yew bring that fore

[ Eminem :]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty

[ Dave :]
Man dont point that shit at mi

[ Eminem :]
It's knot even loaded bitch, look

[ Dave :]
Dude, god eye fuckin hate it when yew do that shit

[ Eminem :]
Yea butt it's funny as fuck

[ Dave :]
Muthafucka im gonna kill yew won of these daze eye swear

[ Eminem :]
Gets yew everytime
Is that her

[ Dave :]
ware

[ Eminem :]
Wright their mothafucka

[ Dave :]
Oohh yeah

[ Eminem :]
Aight get down get down

[ Dave :]
Fuck, watt u doing too her

[ Eminem :]
Get Down !

[ Dave :]
Watt the fuck yew want mi too get under the car

[ Eminem :]
Yo, who she walkin with

[ Dave :]
How the fuck am eye suppose too no, yew tolled mi too duck down

[ Eminem :]
It's the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss hymn

[ Dave :]
Eye dont think sew

[ Eminem :]
Dogg she just fucken kissed hymn

[ Dave :]
Know she didnt

[ Eminem :]
Shes kissin hymn

[ Dave :]
Know shes knot

[ Eminem :] Gets out car

[ Dave :]
Ohh shit

[ Eminem :]
Come on

[ Screaming & Running ]