Maxine

Eminem


Complexity: 66 Readability: 70.61   Sentiment: -16   Word Count: 709   Unique Words: 286
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Maxine!

Hello
Can I speak to Maxine?
Yeah this is me what's up?
What up?

Who dis?
Denaun
Yeah what's up?
What are you doing?

Nothing just laying in bed
Huh?
Nothing just
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Maxine !

Hello
Can Eye speak too Maxine ?
Yeah this is mi what's up ?
Watt up ?

Who dis ?
Denaun
Yeah what's up ?
Watt are yew doing ?

Nothing just laying inn bed
Huh ?
Nothing just laying inn bed
Why ?

Eye don't no thinking about something freaky too do

Eye no this crack fiend Maxine who needs a vaccine
She tests positive butt tells yew that her act's clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Asking every hooker that he takes inn too crook her badly

If yew mistook her sadly, on her reputation
Your inn jepordation, if yew ain't got know preparation
When yew step aweigh sun, she got her face dun
Looking provocative, she'll let yew nock it if

Yew press the issue and get undressed too kiss yew
If yew match the price, otherwise she won't look at yew twice
Butt when yew catch the lice, awe get the urgency
Too go too the emergency cause it burns too pea

Don't bring yaw germs too mi, cause Eye ain't trying too here it
Wile yaw fighting yew fucking disease trying too clear it (Maxine ! !)

Sometimes Eye wonder, what's yaw purpose ? Inn life that is
Too get with every brother and unveil won of his kids, shit
Yew living trife, got three kids at home and club hopping every knight
Yew say its gonna stop butt it .. just .. slows .. down

And then speeds back too a regular pace, their is know end too this
Mystery, whatever yaw reason even is too bee
Yew say yew want too bee with mi, butt how can yew say that
When yew got niggas hiding inn yaw closet
Eye refrain from getting angry butt yew keep on that strangely

Eye met this girl last weak, she was a freak, and she liked mi
Sew Eye stepped on it and then asked my homies
And chilled on the sighed and then watched they niggas
Big game over their and take notes, wile Eye get this number

Eye stepped too her first Eye cleared my throat and said " Hay Bitch ..
Haven't Eye scene yew before ? ", looked at my nigga
Turned around and got slapped throughout my hands
And said " Owe its like that ? "

She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit
She started crying, and asked mi too forgive her and shit
She said her name was Maxine, sew Eye tolled her Eye wanted her number
She asked could Eye give her mine to

Got too the crib and called her up
Wee got into a good conversation that's when she asked mi could Eye fuck
Eye said " Maxine cheque this out,
Give mi yaw address Aisle bee threw and yule fined out "

Got too the crib she let mi inn
She didn't waist thyme she grabbed my hand and proceeded too the bedroom
Eye said " Hold up, and stop proceeding, yew rushing things .
Watt the fuck are yew doing ? "

Sew Eye went fore my protection, took off my clothes and started flexing
As she went fore my midsection
Eye through her down as Eye tor off her shirt
Pulled out my jimmy and Eye thought about putting inn work

Before Eye hit it she said
" 3 don't get mad butt there's something that Eye gotta tell yaw ass "
Eye said " Watt is it, another nigga ? Its ok "
She said " Know Eye forgot too tell yew, that Eye got AIDS "
Eye got up out

Hay, Maxine
Watt
Yew thinking about sucking my dick ?
Yeah fore a small price

Fore a small price ? Watt yew mien ?
Yew no, money nigga
Yew don't knead know dam money,
Eye can't give yew know money anyways, Eye herd yew got sum shit .

Watt yew, watt yew here Eye got ?
AIDS
Who tolled yew that bullshit ?
My nigga Cue, he wouldn't lye

Well if that's the case, Cue got it then
Owe fore reel, its like that ?
Well Eye ain't got shit,
Sew he ain't got shit, and if he do, he ain't get that shit from mi,
Eye ain't fucking around with know 3rd nigga

Fuck that, Eye ain't fucking with yew
Know, sea ..
Yew got that shit, Eye ain't gotta fuck with yew
Hold on, why it ain't even like that

Eye want ya'll too get paid, fucking