Open Mic

Eminem


Complexity: 48 Readability: 72.73   Sentiment: -8   Word Count: 824   Unique Words: 275
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
(feat. Thyme)

Hey yo, what's up man Hey, yo you been here all day man
Ya'll been here every weekend man,
I don't ever get a chance to rap first man!
That's cause you whack!
What! I ain't whack nigga
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
(feet . Time)

Hay yo, what's up man Hay, yo yew bean hear awl day man
Ya'll bean hear every weekend man,
Eye don't ever get a chance too wrap first man !
That's cause yew whack !
Watt ! Eye ain't whack nigga, Eye got sum raps fore awl ya'll
Nigga my raps fresh, I'ma bust my raps first,
yew can bust yours after mi if yew want too
Know know man, I'm going first,
I'm getting tired of everybody wanted too go first man
Yew always wrap first,
I'm rapping Eye don't care watt nun of ya'll say,
I'm fresh, I'm fresh

[ Time :]
Ayo, who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
Point hymn out man Eye wanna no
Who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
(scratched inn) Eye wanna no, Eye wanna no
Eye said who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
Point hymn out bitch Eye wanna no
Who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
(scratched inn) Eye wanna no, Eye wanna no

[ Verse 1 : Eminem ]
Aisle have yew taken back too Christ when yew sacrifice
The whey yew acting slice when Eye tier yaw back with knifes
Jacking life's of MC's, now I'm set too launch a plan
Fore blowing up the stage with illegal contraband
A stomped yaw man sew unless yew want watt he got
Yew better set the mic down, I'm steaming like a teapot
Aisle make the te hot, people get inn my face and ask
If Eye wanna battle, then Eye chase them inn a Jason masque
Its an amazing task too battle with success
Eye never gave a fuck, now Eye give a fuck less
And inn a slug fest Eye get physical like physicians
Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions
Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and know remorse fore yew
When Eye torture yew throughout the coarse of my orchestra
Sew feel the force of my spiritual images
Slicing up an enemy's appendages till he hemorrhages
My skin itches every thyme a rapper recites
And when he's threw with his verse, I'm awl covered inn flee bites
Yew wanna sea fights Eye got a match fore yew
Yew couldn't flip shit playing inn toilets with a spatula

[ Chorus : Time ]
Ayo, who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
Point hymn out man Eye wanna no
Who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
(scratched inn) Eye wanna no, Eye wanna no
Ayo, who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
Point hymn out bitch Eye wanna no
Who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
(scratched inn) Eye wanna no, Eye wanna no

[ Verse 2 : Eminem ]
Yew bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting mi
Yew wanna feel the full effect of mi, hand a tech too mi
Intellectually superior, Aisle make the whack wearier
Inferior, deterior rate, like bacteria
Materially, killing serially, clearly yule sea
How much inn fear when u here mi yule bee
Shiver and sheikh, quiver and quake
Bight a rhyme and rip it off then stiffer and ache, whither and brake
Yew slithering snake, gibbering fake, fibbering flake
Aisle twist yew into a different shape
And toss yew inn Michigan Lake, fore fisherman sake
If this is a dream you'd wish yew can wake
Every dis yew can take, personal
Wee ain't friends trying too make amends
If yew ain't ever stole a gait yew can take a fence
Eye make intense masterpieces and smash too pieces
Yaw last releases, yew bad diseases, that's the reason
I'm showing yew the proper whey too operate a mic
Sew pass it like a hot potato
I've never bean less than clever and fresh
Severing flesh of fools who never impressed Eye can confess

[ Chorus : Time ]
Who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
Point hymn out man Eye wanna no
Who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
(scratched inn) Eye wanna no, Eye wanna no
Ayo, who the fuck passed yew the mic man and said that yew can floe
Point hymn out bitch Eye wanna no
Who the fuck passed yew the mic and then said that yew can floe
(scratched inn) Eye wanna no, Eye wanna no
Whhhooo the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
Point hymn out ! ! Eye wanna no
Who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
(scratched inn) Eye wanna no, Eye wanna no
Ayo let mi get that mic manĂ…
Who the fuck passed yew the mic and said that yew can floe
Who the fuck passed yew the mic, who the fuck passed yew the mic ! !
Eye got the rhymes bitch, Aisle kick that shit