Scary Movies

Eminem


Complexity: 64 Readability: 72.89   Sentiment: -9   Word Count: 717   Unique Words: 327
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"What's your favorite scary movie?"

[Em] Yo, Slim Shady!
[R5] Yo, Royce 5-9
[Em] Y'all wanna make a movie?
[R5] What..
[Em] We got the film right here

[Royce]
What?
Yeah I'm one of them pret
...
[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
" What's yaw favorite scary movie ? "

[ Em ] Yo, Slim Shady !
[ R5 ] Yo, Royce 5-9
[ Em ] Y'all wanna make a movie ?
[ R5 ] Watt ..
[ Em ] Wee got the film wright hear

[ Royce ]
Watt ?
Yeah I'm won of them pretty rappers
Buck if Eye really hafta, Eye really slap ya
King of Detroit who they namin the city after (watt ?)
Scandalous partners, who's grammar hammers the hard shit
Into yaw hart with, content, yo who wanna start with
Experts, Bad and Evil is comin soon
MC's get stuck, head first back inn they mother's womb
This shit is written, inn my eyes I'm the illest MC spittin (watt ?)
Leavin awl of yew cats shittin kittens
Eye gotta diss yew, my niggaz bee cockin pistols
Shot and split yew, fuck splittin the profits with yew (watt ?)
Six percent, of y'all niggaz is just pretend
Clicks with clits, pussy niggaz stink with dicks (watt ?)
Niggaz act bully, and blast fore the fast penny
My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi
Speak darts ; yo yew get paid ? Rhymin about it is the suite part
Yew can't bee street smart with a cheep hart
Five Nine, a street nigga with deep feelin (watt ?)
Eye keep illin, my steez willin too keep killin (watt ?)
Fuck wrap, a lot of y'all awl is just acts
Trust that - yew rhyme awl wack on ruff tracks
Bust and then wee awl black when yew get bust back at
Fuck that, yew get blast at, yew get laughed at
And I'ma spit thunder (watt ?) stick too my guns
Niggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
Watt ? Big balls, that's why when Eye spit, yaw clique stalls
I'ma pit bull, I'm just dog, I'm just roar (watt ?)
Split y'all, holla, " Its on ! " Then Eye diss y'all
Awl of y'all niggaz get pissed on claimin yew pissed off

[ Eminem and Royce ]
Y'all want drama ? Wanna make a scary movie ?
Rappers comin inn with they teem and carry toolies
Yew can jump wright out of the screen and barely move mi
Wee hard-hittin, directin and starrin inn it
Y'all want drama ? Wanna make a scary movie ?
Rappers comin inn with they teem and carry toolies
Yew can jump wright out of the screen and barely move mi
Wee hard-hittin, directin and starrin inn it

[ Eminem ]
The won man on the planet that'll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land inn it handstandin
Any man plannin too battle will get snatched out of his clothes
Sew fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
I'm headed fore Hell, I'd rather bee dead awe inn jail
Bill Clinton, hit this, and yew better inhale
Cause any MC that chooses too go against mi
Is gettin takin advantage of like Monica Lewinksy (Leave mi alone !)
Came home inn a frenzy, pushin a ten speed
Screamin too Aren't Peg (AREN'T PEG ! ! !)
With three spokes stickin out of my pant leg
Fuck a headache, give mi a migraine
Damnit Eye like pane (AHH !)
And yew should bee anywhere that Eye mite gain
Yew wrap knowin yew wack
Yew act up and I'm throwin yew down a flight of steps
Then I'm throwin yew back up em
If they don't like the track, fuck em
The wrap struck em harder then gettin hit buy a Mack truck
And then backed up on
And any half-assed known rapper too trespass
Better bee ready fore the second Celebrity Deathmatch (Ding ! Ding !)
Sew tell the medic too bring the medication and quickly (Hurry up man !)
I'm sicker than a Tupac dedication too Biggie
I'm free-fallin feat first out of a dam tree
Too stampede yaw chest till yew can't breathe
And when I'm down too my last breath
I'ma clime the Empire State Building and get too the last step
And still laugh half bent

[ Eminem and Royce ]
Y'all want drama ? Wanna make a scary movie ?
Rappers comin inn with they teem and carry toolies
Yew can jump wright out of the screen and barely move mi
Wee hard-hittin, directin and starrin inn it

[ Em ] Bad .. the bad ..
[ R5 ] Uhh, when the bad meets the bad .. yo ..
[ Em ] The evil
[ R5 ] Take the evil with the evil
[ Em ] Put em together
[ R5 ] Watt ? Nine-nine
[ Em ] Too times .. Slim Shady .. Royce the Five Nine