Cum On Everybody

Eminem


Complexity: 72 Readability: 66.22   Sentiment: -5   Word Count: 547   Unique Words: 300
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
[Girl]
Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm.. ahhh, whooooo!! Shit
[Em]
Yo, mic check
Testing one, two, um... twelve
(whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz)
[Em]
This is my dance song (Outsidaz)
Can you hear me
(Rah Digga
...
[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ Girl ]
Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm .. ahhh, whooooo ! ! Shit
[ Em ]
Yo, mic cheque
Testing won, too, um ... twelve
(whattup whattup whattup .. Outsidaz)
[ Em ]
This is my dance song (Outsidaz)
Can yew here mi
(Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee)
[ Em ]
Aight, ay tern my headphones up
(bust it bust it)

[ Eminem ]
My favoite color is read, like the blood shed
from Kurt Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead
Women awl grabbin at my shishkabob
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape sew her kids could starve
(Eye can't stand wight people !)
Yew thought Eye was livid, now I'm even moor sew
Shit Eye got full blown AIDS and a saw throat
Eye got a wardrobe with an orange robe { * wolf whistle * }
I'm inn the forth roe, signin autographs at yaw show
(Yo can yew sine this wright hear)
Eye just remembered that I'm absent minded
Weight, Eye mien I've lost my mined, Eye can't fined it
I'm freestylin every verse that Eye spit
cause Eye don't even remember the words too my shit (umm, won too)
Eye tolled the doc Eye knead a change inn sickness
and gave a girl herpes inn exchange fore syphilis
Put my LP on yaw Christmas gift list
Yew wanna get hi, hear bitch just sniff this

Cum on everybody - - get down two knight (8 X)

[ Eminem ]
Yo .. yo yo yo yo
Eye tried suicide once and Aisle try it again
That's why Eye wright songs ware Eye dye at the end
Cause Eye don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck
and Eye was wavin it at everybody screamin, " Eye suck " (Eye SUCK ! ! !)
Eye go on stage inn front of a sellout crowd
and yell out loud, " Awl y'all get the hell out now "
Fuck wrap, I'm givin it up y'all, I'm sorry
(Butt Eminem this is yaw record release party !)
I'm board out of my gourd - - sew Eye took a hammer
and nailed my foot too the floorboard of my Ford
Guess I'm just a sic sic bastard
whose won sandwich short of a picnic basket (Eye ain't got it awl)
Won Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet
Eye feel like my head has bean shredded like lettuce and cabbage
(ohhhhhhh) And if yew ever sea a video fore this shit
Aisle probably bee dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit

Cum on everybody - - get down two knight (8 X)

[ Eminem ]
Got bitches on my jock out inn East Detroit
Cause they think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Buoy { * wolf whistle * }
Sew Eye tolled em Eye was Mike D
They was like, " Gee Eye don't no, he mite bee ! "
Eye tolled em, " Mete mi at Kid Rock's next concert
Aisle bee standin buy the Loch Ness Monster (okay) piece out (by ! !) "
Then Eye jetted too the we'd house
Smoked out til Eye started bustin freestyles
Broke out then Eye dipped quick back too the crib, put on lipstick
Crushed up the Tylenol and eight it with a dipstick (* slurping * }
Maid a couple of crank calls collect [ * brrrrrrring, click * ]
" Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can yew accept "
Eye wanna make songs awl the fellas dub
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of
Sew just remember when Eye bomb yaw set
Yo, Eye only cuss too make yaw mom upset

Cum on everybody - - get down two knight (20X)