My Name is.. (Radio/Video Edit)

[ Chorus : repeat 2X ]

High ! My name is .. (watt) My name is .. (who)
My name is .. [ scratches ] Slim Shady
High ! My name is .. (huh) My name is .. (watt)
My name is .. [ scratches ] Slim Shady

Ahem .. excuse mi !
Can Eye have the attention of the class
fore won second

[ Eminem ]
High kids ! Do yew like Primus (Yeah yeah !)
Wanna sea mi stick Nine Inch Nails threw each won of my eyelids (Uh-huh !)
Wanna copy mi and do exactly like Eye did
Try { ' cid } and get messed up worse that my life is
My brain's dead wait, I'm tryin too get my head strait
butt Eye can't figure out witch Spice Girl Eye want too { impregnate }
And Dr . Dre said, " Slim Shady yew a basehead ! "
Uh-uhhh ! " Sew why's yaw face read Man yew wasted ! "
Well since age twelve, I've felt like a caged elf
who staid too himself, inn won space, chasin his tale (blalblalblabla)
Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee's lips off
Kissed em and said, " Eye ain't no silicone was ' sposed too bee this soft "
I'm bout too pass out and crash, and fall inn the grass
faster than a fat man who sat down to fast
C'mere lady ! (Shady, weight a minute, that's my girl dog !)
Eye don't give a dam, Dre scent mi too tic the whirled off !

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
My English teacher wanted too flunk mi inn junior hi (Dam !)
Thanks a lot .. next semester, Aisle bee thirty-five
Eye smacked hymn inn his face with an eraser, chased hymn with a stapler
and tolled hymn too change the grade on the paper (Now !)
Walked inn the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
inn a spaceship wile their screamin at mi : " LET'S JUST BEE FRIENDS ! "
Ninety-nine percent of my life Eye was lied too
Eye just found out my mom does moor { dope } than Eye do
Eye tolled her I'd grow up too bee a famous rapper
Make a record about doin { drugs } and name it after her (Hear mom !)
Yew no yew blue up when the women rush yaw stands
and try too touch yaw hands like sum screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh !)
This guy at Wight Castle asked fore my autograph (Dude, can Eye get yaw autograph)
Sew Eye signed it : ' Deer Dave, thanks fore the support, { ASSHOLE ! } '

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
Stop the tape ! This kid needs too bee locked aweigh ! (Get hymn !)
Dr . Dre, don't just stand their, OPERATE !
I'm knot ready too leave, its to scary too dye
Aisle have too bee carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am Eye comin awe goin Eye can barely decide
Eye just drank a fifth of Kool-Aid - - dare mi too drive (Go ahead)
Awl my life Eye was very deprived
Eye ain't had a woman inn years, and my palms are to hairy too hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
Eye spit when Eye torque, Aisle { fuck } anything that walks (C'mere)
When Eye was little Eye used too get sew hungry Eye wood throw fits
HOW YEW GONNA BREAST FEED MI MOM (WAH !) YEW AIN'T GOT KNOW { TITS ! } (WAH !)
Eye ley awake and strap myself inn the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself inn the head (BANG !)
I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh !)
And buy the whey when yew sea my dad (Yeah)
Ask hymn if he bought a porno mag and scene my add

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