Low, Down, Dirty

Eminem


Complexity: 74 Readability: 59.40   Sentiment: -14   Word Count: 612   Unique Words: 369
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Warning, this shit's gon be rated R, restricted
You see this bullet hole in my neck It's self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma, "Bitch you got a sick kid"
Arrested, molested myself and got convicted

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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Warning, this shit's gon bee rated R, restricted
Yew sea this bullet hole inn my neck Its self inflicted
Doctor slapped my momma, " Bitch yew got a sic kid "
Arrested, molested myself and got convicted
Wearing visors, sunglasses and disguises
Cause my split personality is having an identity crisis
I'm Dr . Hyde and Mr . Jekyll, disrespectful
Hearing voices inn my head wile these whispers echo
" Murder Murder Redrum "
Brain size of a bred crumb
Witch drug will Eye end up dead from
Inebriated, till my stress is eleviated
" How inn the fuck can Eminem and shady bee related "
Illiterate, illigitimate shit spitter
Bitch getter, hid inn the bush like Margot Kidder
Jumped out (Ahhhh !) killed the bitch and did her
Use too let the babysitter suck my dick when Eye was little'er
Smoke a blunt wile I'm titty fuckin Bette Midler
Sniper, waiting on yaw roof like the Fiddler
Y'all thought Eye was gonna rhyme with Riddler
Didn't Ya Bring yaw bitch Eye wanna sea if this dick gon ' fit inn her

[ Chorus : Eminem + (Redman Sample) - 2X ]
[ E ] I'm lo down and I'm shiftee !
" And if yew here a man that sounds like mi smack hymn
and ask hymn ware the fuck did he get his dam raps from .. "

Eye lace tunes, I'm out this whirled like Space Moons
With a bunch crazed loons dismissin brains like brays wounds
Nothing butt idiots and misfits, dipshits
Doing whippits, passed out like Sanford snippits
Where's the we'd, Eye wanna tamper with it
I'ma let yaw grandpa hit it
Mix it up with cocaine sew her can't forget it
Fuck it, maybe I'm a bum
Butt Eye was put on this earth too make yaw bay bee mama cum
Sew watt I'm on is whey beyond the bomb awe any alcoholic beverage
Losing awl of my leverage
Went up inside the First National Bank broke, and left rich
Walking bio-hazard causing wreckage
Smoked out like Eckridge
Banned just making my neck itch
Watt the fuck Gimme the tech bitch
Yew just lost yaw tip, there's a pubic hare inn my breakfast
Got shit popping off like bottle cap tips
Get yaw cap peeled like the dead skin of yaw mama's chapped lips
Slap hips, support domestic violence
Beet yaw bitches ass wile yaw kids stair inn silence
I'm just joking, is Dirty Dozen's really dust smoking
If awl yaw shit's missing, than probably won of us broke inn

[ Chorus ]

My head's ringing, like it was Spider Sense tingling
Lit it like Green Bey did when they shitted on Knew England
I'm out the game, put the second string inn
This Brandy got my swinging
Bobbing back and fourth like a penguin
Delinquent, toking microphones with Broken English
Make yaw mama bee like " Ohh ! This is good ! Who sing this "
" Slim Shady, his tape is dope, Eye love it
Its rugged, butt he needs too quit talking awl that drug shit . "
It was predicted buy a medic
I'd grow too bee an addicted diabetic
Living off liquid Triametic
Pathetic, butt Eye don't think this headache's ever vanishing
Panicing, Eye think Eye mite have just took to much Anasin
Frozen Manaquin, posted stiffer than a statue
Eye think I'm dying, God is that yew
Somebody help mi, before Eye ODD on an LP
Take mi too ER ASAP fore and IV
Motherfuck JLB, they don't support know hip hop
They say that's ware it ends, the closest they gon come is Tupac
Its politics, its awl a fix
Setup buy these wight blew collared hicks
Just too make a dollar off of black music
With a subliminal bawl of tricks
Butt those can kiss ass and swallow dicks

[ Chorus ]