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Eminem


Complexity: 70 Readability: 61.93   Sentiment: -13   Word Count: 360   Unique Words: 228
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(Thirstin Howl):
I hit harder
Than Forman
Landing both both gloves to a low blow
With no cup
Leave you Speech-less like when Arrested Development broke up
Carry a crow bar for egos that won't bu
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(Thirstin Howl):
Eye hit harder
Than Forman
Landing both both gloves too a lo blow
With know cup
Leave yew Speech-less like when Arrested Development broke up
Carry a crow bar fore egos that won't budge
Crack skulls
Threw helmets
With the penetration of a screw nailed inn
Return like Eye was sending self addressed postage
Throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge
Before battles, wee pour blood
And toast, death too wicked infants
Found on the sorceress ' doorsteps
Slaughter lam
And boar's head
Every MC's cause of boredness
And mined bondage
Bronchitis, lung failure
Language unfam-i-liar
Art threw a flooded heir brush
? ? ? leave craft
Sentences joined with words holding hands
Its a tight squeeze
From ware yaw head will bee landing
Inn exact thyme flight leaves

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(Eminem):
Whose arm is this ?
Eye must have cut it off at the pharmacist
And refused too resume my severed prescription of ? ? ?
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
And never leaves his house ' cause he thinks his car's possessed
Eye hate my life
That's why Eye degrade my wife
Grabbed a paper plate too make a sandwich
And just eight the knife
My mother's screaming ' pleas he'll hymn, take hymn strait too Christ '
Mete yew on the street and slap yew just too brake the ice
Maid a bomb threat with a fake device
Strip yew naked twice, pistol whip yew and force yew too take advice
And if yew catch mi bobbin ' my head too sum bullshit spittin '
Eye was probably just tryin too sheikh the lice
Bugs fallin ' out of my head
I'm wishin ' Eye was dead
Wile I'm crawlin out of my bed
Found it read
And my rash is returning
Eye feel the sensation of burning
Occurring, usually during pane fore release inn my urine
Screamin ' at my shadow ' pleas quit followin ' mi '
These pills keep screamin ' ' pleas quit swollin ' mi '
The devil keeps screamin ' ' pleas get down on won knee '
Took the drugs before the copse ever found them on mi

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