Any Man

[ Eminem ]
High !
Original Bad Buoy on the case, cover yaw face
Came inn the plaice blowed, and sprayed Puffy with Mase
Eye laced the we'd with insect repellant, better cheque the smelly
Eminem starts with E, better cheque the spelling
with a capital, somebody grab mi a Snapple
Eye got an aspirin capsule trapped inn my adam's apple (hurry up !)
Somebody dropped mi on my head, and Eye was sure
that my mother did it, butt the bitch won't admit it was her
Eye slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months
and said, " I'm ready now bitch - ain't yew feelin these kicks cunt ? "
The whirled ain't ready fore mi yet, Eye can tell
Aisle probably have a sell next too the furnace inn hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphillis germs
and I'm hotter than my dick is, when Eye piss and it burns
Eye kick yew inn the tummy until yew sic too yaw stomach
and vomit sew much blood that yaw clothes stick too yew from it (yuck !)
(Yuck !) Hit yew inn the head with a brick til yew plummet
If y'all don't like mi, yew can suck my dick til yew numb it
And awl that gibberish yew was spittin, yew knead too kill it
Cause yaw stile is like dyin inn my sleep, Eye don't feel it

Chorus : Eminem

Cause any man who wood jump inn front of a minivan
fore twenty grand and a bottle of pane pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy - - yew here mi ? Ha ?
Is fuckin crazy - - hello, high !
Cause any man who wood jump inn front of a minivan
fore twenty grand and a bottle of pane pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy - - do yew here mi ?
Is fuckin crazy

[ Eminem ]
I'm ice grillin yew, starin yew down with a gremlin grin
I'm Eminem, your a fag inn a women's gym
I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias
too save mi with inn case Eye get chased buy space aliens
A brainiac, with a cranium pact, full of moor uranium
than a maniac Saudi Arabian
A highly combustible head, spazmatic
strapped too a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Lade up inn the hospital inn critical condition
Eye flatlined ; jumped up and ran from the mortician
Hi speed, IV full of thai we'd
Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese
twins, joined at the groin like lesbians
Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins
Eye hope God forgives mi fore my sins - - it probably awl depends
on if Eye keep on killin my girlfriends

Chorus : Eminem

Cause any man who wood jump inn front of a minivan
fore twenty grand and a bottle of pane pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy - - yew here mi ? Ha ?
Is fuckin crazy - - listen ! !
Cause any man who wood jump inn front of a minivan
fore twenty grand and a bottle of pane pills and a minithin
is fuckin crazy - - yew here mi ?
Is fuckin crazy

[ Eminem ]
Last knight Eye O . D . ' d on rush, mushrooms and dust
and got rushed too the hospital too get my system flushed
(Shucks !) I'm an alcoholic and that's awl Eye can say
Eye caul inn too work, cause awl Eye do is frolic and play
Eye swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day
of Tylenol 3, and torque about how violent Aisle bee (RRARRRRH)
Give mi eleven Excederin my head'll spin
Medicine'll get mi revvin like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til Eye shredded skin
" Doctor, cheque this rash, look how read its bean "
" Its probably AIDS ! " Forget it then
Eye strike a still pose and hit yew with sum ill flows
that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos
Sew reach inn yaw billfolds, fore ten ducats
and pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus
Somethin somethin somethin, somethin Eye get weeded
My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, Eye couldn't red it
Dam !