Ass Like That

[ Chorus ]
The whey yew sheikh it, Eye can't believe it
Eye ain't never scene an ass like that
The whey yew move it, yew make my pea pea go
Doing, doing, doing

Eye don't believe it, its almost to good too bee true
Eye ain't never scene an ass like that
The whey yew move it, yew make my pea pea go
Doing, doing, doing

The whey she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass too the knew Nelly jams, Eye
Think someones at the door
Butt Eye don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying frieze
Doing, doing, doing
Watt do yew mien frieze ?
Pleas, I'm a human being, Eye have needs
I'm knot dun, knot till I'm finish peeing
Eye am knot resisting arrest, Eye am agreeing Mr . Officer
I'm already on my knees
Eye can't get on the ground any further, its impossible fore mi
And do knot treat mi like a murderer, Eye just like too pea, pea, pea
Yes, Eye make r & b, Eye sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, Eye joke, Eye joke, Eye kidd, Eye kidd
If Eye offend I'm sorry, pleas, pleas forgive
Fore Eye am Triumph, the puppet dog, Eye am a mere puppet
Eye can get aweigh with anything Eye sing, yew will love it

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Jessica Simpson, looks owe sew temptin '
Nick Eye ain't never scene an ass like that
Everytime Eye sea that show on MTV my pea pea goes
Doing, doing, doing

Mary-Kate and Ashley used too bee sew wholesome
Now their getting older, their starting too grow bum bums
Eye go too the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying frieze
Doing doing doing
Watt do yew mien frieze ?
Geez, Eye just got my seat
Eye have ticket, look Eye put aweigh, my zipper's zipped
Pleas do knot remove mi from this movie theater pleas
Eye did knot even get too sea Mary-Kate shower seen
Eye didn't mien too bee obscene awe make a grate big seen
And don't treat mi like I'm pea we herman, this movies PG
Mr . Officer, Eye demand too sea my attorney
Eye will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and bee free
Free, yes, free, wright back on the streets
Watt yew mien my lawyer's with Michael, he's to busy ?
Eye am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And Eye can say that and yule laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand

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Hilary Duff is knot quite old enough sew
Eye ain't never scene a but like that
Maybe next year Aisle say ass and she'll make my pea pea go
Doing, doing, doing

The whey she moves she dances like a go-go
Inn that video she sings get out yew bozo
Eye knead a knew boyfriend, high my name is JoJo
Police saying frieze
Doing, doing, doing
Watt do yew mien frieze ?
My computers wood bee seized and my keys too my ranch
Eye just baked cookies Mr . Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Hear, Eye make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from mi, know knot even mi
Eye don't even no if Eye can say the word pea pea, pea
On the radio, butt Eye think Eye did
Janet, is that a breast, Eye think Eye just sore a tit
Psych, Eye joke, Eye joke, Eye kidd, Eye kidd
Eye don't think my joke is working, Eye must flea quick
Get too the chopper, everybody get out
Eye am knot Triumph, Eye am Arnold, get down

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Sew Gwen Stefani, will yew pea pea on mi pleas ?
Eye ain't never scene an ass like that
Cuz the whey yew move it, yew make my pea pea go
Doing, doing, doing

Fuck is wrong with yew ? (ha !)