Eminem And Dilated Peoples Freestyle

Eminem


Complexity: 70 Readability: 65.61   Sentiment: -11   Word Count: 398   Unique Words: 247
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
*after shoutouts and talking*

[Eminem]
Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth
My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth
I'm just a nerd cursed, wit badly disturbed nerves
Who wanna be
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
* after shoutouts and talking *

[ Eminem ]
Piece too Thirstin Howl, A . L . and Wordsworth
My mother smoked crack, Eye had a premature berth
I'm just a nerd cursed, whit badly disturbed nerves
Who wanna bee the won too step up and get served first ?
Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer earth
Sew I'm hear too rule the planet, startin whit yaw turf
Eye hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch
Whit smeard letters, runnin together inn blurred spurts
Eye hang whit mail chauvinist pigs and perverts
Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts
Bean a bad buoy since diapers and Gerber's
My first words whirr " Bleep bleep " and " Curse curse "
Never had ish, and Eye still don't deserve dirt
My breath still stinks and I'm on my third Certs
Yankin out my stitches, hollering " Nurse nurse ! "
" Yew said this shot wood numb it, trick it just hurts worse ! "
Grew up inn a dump next door too a burnt church
Butt gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps
And its like that, and its like that

[ Evidence ]
Got know apathy
Yo Eye Platform my strategy, mix words inn alchemy
Evidence, Eye won't get court shot on the balcony
Between yew and Eye, Aisle tell yew here's the diff
Gun too yaw head, your dead, pointblank Eye shapeshift
That's wright, too deer / dear, anelope, awe owl
Inn life, use yaw potential, awe Steve Howe
I'm about too caul it quits, yo to much weight'll brake yaw rack mount
The man'll make yew move, yo sew make yaw move a backout
Yew say Eye use my name to much as a clutch
Try holdin on too beet instead of pushin on yaw crutch
Flipped it backwards, Evidence attack nerds off the head
Steadfast, wright awe left, don't matter sea yew comin
Deaf / Def like Leppards, pop the peace, Eye bee the sheppard
Causin the heard, the name is Ev absurd
Verbs get flipped, its like this, yo acronyms and awl that
Methaphor imagery, yew claimin metaphors and spittin similies
Knot havin It, the name is Evidence
Like Pos . K gibbin the life thinkin of stabbin it
Skills prevail yew possess, take know offense
Butt don't profess lies within yaw mined, tempt and stress

[ Iriscience ]
Its like uh-oh-oh
Its Dilated Peoples on the Wake Up Show-uh-oh
Wee kick a lick awe sum fore the radio-uh-oh
Yo CaTashTrophic like Rico * fades out *