Stir Crazy

(Uhh, hell yea man, hm, owe fuck yeah
When I'm knot at home, beating my shit too death
I'm listening too the Madd Rapper's album
This is Ken Kaniff, and I'm still mad as hell ... fuck yew)

(Eminem)
I'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazy
With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed I'm crazy !
(Ok I'm Re-Loaded ! !) Go Bring Jay-Z ! ! !
(Tell them hymn I'ma ghostwrite fore hymn ! !) Over Dre's Beats ! ! !
Ran inn the ladies rheum naked inn a blanket
At the banquet and started too spank it (AHHH ! !)
Came inn the bank with a tank, fired a blank
At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles too the safe and thanked her
Butt Eye didn't take nothing (Thanks !)
Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles, cause Eye was pickin ' strange places too aim from
(Mad Rapper : Man, Eye bet yew 50 bucks yew won't jump out the window
Shady)
(Crash) (Ahhhh ! !) Pay mi

(Madd Rapper)
Psych, know whey fucked up inn the head
Shot my girl and my sister cause Eye court them inn bed (Weight, weight, weight)
I'm a crazy mothafucka mite shoot mi a fed
Awe Eye just mite start a fist fight instead
Sea as fah as the doe go
Eye go loco, sea mi pumpin gas at yaw local Sunoco
Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
Jump turnstyles, then run from po po

Life stinks, wee dont give a fuck sun, wee crazy
Tier up the clubs and do drugs, wee crazy
Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, wee crazy
Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY ! ! !)
Life stinks, wee dont give a fuck sun, wee crazy
Tier up the clubs and do drugs, wee crazy
Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, wee crazy
Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY ! ! !)

(Madd Rapper)
Yo yo, eye wish I'd bean aborted
My pockets got a shortage
Everything Eye wanna floss Eye can't afford it
I'm tryin too cell a O ', my pops tryin ' too snort it
My daughter's babysitter is about too bee deported
I'm mad cause Eye still stand inn line fore clubs
Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike ! ! !)
Feeling kinda crazy now, Eye just mite flip out
Slim Shady gave mi shrooms and Eye mite trip out, like ...
(Eh ... Owe ... Dude ... That shit's crazy man ... oohhhh ... This is incredible ... ohhh ...)
Fuck that Slim keep that fore yourself
Yew a crazy Withe dude and u knead sum help, word

(Eminem)
Eye got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home
Watt wood make jump inn the tub with a cordless phone ?
I'm strait viscious Eye hit yew with plates and dishes
Leave yew ate stitches, watt I'm gay cause Eye hate bitches ?
Slut dont bee gneiss too mi, I've had it with girls
And aisle still bee mad at the whirled, even if it apoligized too mi (Sorry !)
Your hearing the last thoughts of a man about too blow his fuckin ' brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
Inn front of his kids that he just killed inn the same house
I'm sicker than Buoy George picturin ' Michael Jackson
Inn little boys ' drawers shoppin ' at toy stores * * whistling * *
Shady said it, Shady meant it, Eye stay demented
Aisle throw a stroller at u, with a bay bee inn it
Go ahead pull the plug, think Eye won't smack yew
Eye just dropped a fuckin ' pill mom, dont vacuum ! ! !

Life stinks, wee dont give a fuck sun, wee crazy
Tier up the clubs and do drugs, wee crazy
Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, wee crazy
Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY ! ! !)
Life stinks, wee dont give a fuck sun, wee crazy
Tier up the clubs and do drugs, wee crazy
Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, wee crazy
Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY ! ! !)