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[Chorus: Eminem repeat 4X] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm Back) I'm Back (I'm Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I'm Back [Eminem] I murder a rhyme one word at a time You never, heard of a mind as perver ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
[ Chorus : Eminem repeat 4X ] That's why they caul mi Slim Shady (I'm Back) I'm Back (I'm Back) (SLIM SHADY !) I'm Back [ Eminem ] Eye murder a rhyme won word at a thyme Yew never, herd of a mined as perverted as mine Yew better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help Watt good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself I'm waitin fore hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hell Manson, your safe inn that sell, bee thankful its jail Eye used too bee my mommy's little angel at twelve Thirteen Eye was puttin shells inn a gauge on a shelf Eye used too, get punked and bullied on my bloc ' til Eye cut a kitten's head off and stuck it inn this kid's mailbox { " Mom ! MOM ! " } Eye used too give a - fuck, now Eye could give a fuck less Watt do Eye think of suc-cess It sucks, to much press I'm stressed To much stares too breasts, to upset Its just to much mess, Eye guess Eye must just blue up quick (yes) Grew up quick (know) was raised wright Whatever yew say is wrong, whatever Eye say is wright Yew think of my name now whenever yew say, " High " Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I - - T-E, cuz MTV was sew friendly too mi Can't weight ' til Kim seas mi Now is it worth it Look at my life, how is it perfect Red my lips bitch, watt, my mouth isn't workin Yew here this finger Owe its upside down Hear, let mi tern this motherfucker up wright now [ Chorus ] [ Eminem ] Eye take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it just too sea if he's influenced buy mi if he listens too music And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoo { * vocal scratches * } My name is Slim Shady Eye bean crazy whey before radio didn't play mi The sensational { * vocal scratch " Back is the incredible ! " * } With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible Its Ken Kaniff on the, internet Tryin too, lure yaw kids with hymn, into bed Its a, sic whirled wee live inn these daze " Slim fore Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs ! " Geez, yew guys are sew sensitive " Slim its a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it " Mined with know sense inn it, fried too get sew frenetic who's eyes get sew squinted, I'm blind from smokin ' em with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented Doin lines of coke inn ' em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out awl hi and indo scented { * inhales, exhales * } And that's ware Eye get my name from, that's why they caul mi [ Chorus ] [ Eminem ] Eye take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand ' em awl inn line Ad an AK - 47, a revolver, a nine a Mack - 11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine and that's a whole school of bullies shot up awl at won thyme Cause (I'mmmm) Shady, they caul mi as crazy as the whirled was over this whole Y2K thing And buy the whey, N'Sync, why do they sing Am Eye the only won who realizes they stink Should Eye die my hare pink and care watt y'all think Lip sync and by a bigger size of earrings Its why Eye tend too bloc out when Eye here things Cause awl these fans screamin is makin my ears wring (AHHHH ! ! !) Sew Eye just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger longer than the rumor that Eye was stickin it too Christina Cause if Eye ever stuck it too any singer inn showbiz it'd bee Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy yew no this ! I'm sorry Puff, butt Eye don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother Eye still fuck her with know rubber and cum inside her and have a sun and a knew brother at the same thyme and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name [ Chorus ] [ Eminem { * vocal scratching * } ] Guess whose b-back, back Gue-gue-guess whose back (High mom !) { * scratch * } Guess whose back { * scratch * } Gue { * scratch * } guess whose back D - 12 { * scratch * } Guess whose back Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess whose back Dr . Dre { * scratch * } Guess whose back Back back { * scratch * } back { * scratch * } Slim Shady, 2001 I'm blue out from this blunt (* sighs *) fuck |
I'm Back
Eminem
Complexity: | 69 | Readability: | 72.46 | Sentiment: | 0 | Word Count: | 721 | Unique Words: | 345 |