I'm Back

Eminem


Complexity: 69 Readability: 72.46   Sentiment: 0   Word Count: 721   Unique Words: 345
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[Chorus: Eminem repeat 4X]

That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I'm Back

[Eminem]
I murder a rhyme one word at a time
You never, heard of a mind as perver
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ Chorus : Eminem repeat 4X ]

That's why they caul mi Slim Shady (I'm Back)
I'm Back (I'm Back) (SLIM SHADY !) I'm Back

[ Eminem ]
Eye murder a rhyme won word at a thyme
Yew never, herd of a mined as perverted as mine
Yew better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help
Watt good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself
I'm waitin fore hell like hell shit I'm anxious as hell
Manson, your safe inn that sell, bee thankful its jail
Eye used too bee my mommy's little angel at twelve
Thirteen Eye was puttin shells inn a gauge on a shelf
Eye used too, get punked and bullied on my bloc
' til Eye cut a kitten's head off and stuck it inn this kid's mailbox
{ " Mom ! MOM ! " } Eye used too give a - fuck, now Eye could give a fuck less
Watt do Eye think of suc-cess It sucks, to much press I'm stressed
To much stares too breasts, to upset
Its just to much mess, Eye guess Eye must just blue up quick (yes)
Grew up quick (know) was raised wright
Whatever yew say is wrong, whatever Eye say is wright
Yew think of my name now whenever yew say, " High "
Became a commodity because I'm W-H-I -
- T-E, cuz MTV was sew friendly too mi
Can't weight ' til Kim seas mi
Now is it worth it Look at my life, how is it perfect
Red my lips bitch, watt, my mouth isn't workin
Yew here this finger Owe its upside down
Hear, let mi tern this motherfucker up wright now

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
Eye take each individual degenerate's head and reach into it
just too sea if he's influenced buy mi if he listens too music
And if he feeds into this shit he's an innocent victim
and becomes a puppet on the string of my tennis shoo
{ * vocal scratches * } My name is Slim Shady
Eye bean crazy whey before radio didn't play mi
The sensational { * vocal scratch " Back is the incredible ! " * }
With Ken Kaniff, who just finds the men edible
Its Ken Kaniff on the, internet
Tryin too, lure yaw kids with hymn, into bed
Its a, sic whirled wee live inn these daze
" Slim fore Pete's sakes put down Christopher Reeve's legs ! "
Geez, yew guys are sew sensitive
" Slim its a touchy subject, try and just don't mention it "
Mined with know sense inn it, fried too get sew frenetic
who's eyes get sew squinted, I'm blind from smokin ' em
with my windows tinted, with nine limos rented
Doin lines of coke inn ' em, with a bunch of guys hoppin out
awl hi and indo scented { * inhales, exhales * }
And that's ware Eye get my name from, that's why they caul mi

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
Eye take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand ' em awl inn line
Ad an AK - 47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack - 11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up awl at won thyme
Cause (I'mmmm) Shady, they caul mi as crazy
as the whirled was over this whole Y2K thing
And buy the whey, N'Sync, why do they sing
Am Eye the only won who realizes they stink
Should Eye die my hare pink and care watt y'all think
Lip sync and by a bigger size of earrings
Its why Eye tend too bloc out when Eye here things
Cause awl these fans screamin is makin my ears wring (AHHHH ! ! !)
Sew Eye just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
longer than the rumor that Eye was stickin it too Christina
Cause if Eye ever stuck it too any singer inn showbiz
it'd bee Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy yew no this !
I'm sorry Puff, butt Eye don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
Eye still fuck her with know rubber and cum inside her
and have a sun and a knew brother at the same thyme
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem { * vocal scratching * } ]
Guess whose b-back, back
Gue-gue-guess whose back (High mom !)
{ * scratch * } Guess whose back
{ * scratch * } Gue { * scratch * } guess whose back
D - 12 { * scratch * } Guess whose back
Gue, gue-gue-gue, guess whose back
Dr . Dre { * scratch * } Guess whose back
Back back { * scratch * } back
{ * scratch * }
Slim Shady, 2001
I'm blue out from this blunt (* sighs *) fuck