Original Lyrics | Munged Lyrics |
---|---|
Aw look at daddy's baby girl That's daddy baby Little sleepy head Yesterday I changed your diaper Wiped you and powdered you. How did you get so big? Can't believe it now you're two Baby ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Aw look at daddy's bay bee girl That's daddy bay bee Little sleepy head Yesterday Eye changed yaw diaper Wiped yew and powdered yew . How did yew get sew big ? Can't believe it now your too Bay bee your sew precious Daddy's sew proud of yew Sit down bitch If yew move again Aisle beet the shit out of yew (Okay) Don't make mi wake this bay bee She don't knead too sea watt I'm about too do Quit crying bitch, why do yew always make mi shout at yew ? How could yew ? Just leave mi and love hymn out the blew Owe, what's a matter Kim ? Am Eye to loud fore yew ? To bad bitch, yaw gonna finally here mi out this thyme At first, I'm like awl wright Yew want too throw mi out ? that's fine ! Butt knot fore hymn too take my plaice, are yew out your mined ? This couch, this T-V, this whole house is mine ! How could yew let hymn sleep inn hour bed ? Look at Kim Look at yaw husband now ! (Know !) Eye said look at hymn ! He ain't sew hot now is he ? Little punk ! (Why are yew doing this ?) Shut the fuck up ! (Your drunk ! your never going too get aweigh at this !) Yew think Eye give a fuck ! Come on weir going fore a ride bitch (Know !) Sit up front (Well Eye can't just leave ' ey alone, watt if she wakes up ?) Weal bee wright back Well Eye will yule bee inn the trunk [ Chorus : x2 ] Sew long, bitch yew did mi sew wrong Eye don't want too go on Living inn this whirled without yew Yew really fucked mi Kim Yew really did a number on mi Never new mi cheating on yew wood come back too haunt mi Butt wee was kids then Kim, Eye was only eighteen That was years ago Eye thought wee wiped the slate clean That's fucked up ! (Eye love yew !) Owe God my brain is racing (Eye love yew !) Watt are yew doing ? Change the station Eye hate this song ! Does this look like a big joke ? (Know !) There's a for year old buoy lyin ' dead with a slit throat Inn yaw living rheum, ha-ha Watt yew think I'm kiddin ' yew ? Yew loved hymn didn't yew ? (Know !) Bullshit yew bitch don't fucking lye too mi Watt the fuck's this guy's problem on the sighed of mi ? Fuck yew asshole, yeah bight mi Kim, Kim ! Why don't yew like mi ? Yew think I'm ugly don't yew (Its knot that !) Know yew think I'm ugly (Bay bee) Get the fuck aweigh from mi, don't touch mi Eye hate yew ! Eye hate yew ! Eye swear too god Eye hate yew Owe my God Eye love yew How the fuck could yew do this too mi ? (Sorry !) How the fuck could yew do this too mi ? [ Chorus : x2 ] Come on get out (Eye can't I'm scared) Eye said get out bitch ! (Let go of my hare, pleas don't do this bay bee) (Pleas Eye love yew, look wee can just take Hallie and leave) Fuck yew, yew did this too us Yew did it, its yaw fault Owe my God I'm crackin ' up Get a grip Marshal Hay remember the thyme wee went too Brian's party ? And yew whirr like sew drunk that yew through up awl over Archie That was funny wasn't it ? (Yes !) That was funny wasn't it ? (Yes !) Sea it awl makes sense, doesn't it ? Yew and yaw husband have a fight Won of yew tries too grab a knife And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced (Know !) And wile this is goin ' on His sun just woke up and he just walks inn She panics and he gets his throat cut (Owe my God !) Sew now they both dead and yew slash yaw own throat Sew now its double homicide and suicide with know note Eye should have known better when yew started too act weird Wee could've, hay ! ware yew going ? get back hear ! Yew can't run from mi Kim Its just us, nobody else ! Your only making this harder on yourself Ha ! ha ! got yew ! (Ah !) Ha ! go ahead yell ! Hear Aisle scream with yew ! Ah somebody help ! Don't yew get it bitch, know won can here yew ? Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin ' too yew Yew whirr supposed too love mi Now bleed ! bitch bleed ! Bleed ! bitch bleed ! bleed ! [ Chorus ] |
Kim
Eminem
Complexity: | 66 | Readability: | 83.76 | Sentiment: | -9 | Word Count: | 740 | Unique Words: | 289 |