Under The Influence

[ Eminem ]
Translation
Sew yew can suck my dick if yew don't like, my shit
Cause Eye was hi when Eye rote this sew suck, my dick - ha ha !
Too pills Eye pop, ' til my pupils swell up like too pennies
I'm Clint Eastwood inn his mid-twenties
A young ass man with a trash can strapped too the back of his ass
sew the rats can't chew threw his last pants
I'm like a mummy at knight, fightin with bright lightning
Frightened with five little wight Vicadin pills bitin hymn
I'm like a fuckin wasp inn the hospital lost
Stingin the fuck outta everything Eye come across inn the halls
Eye light a candle and plaice it up on the mantel
Grab a knife at the blade and stab yew with the fuckin handle
Sew when yew fined yourself wrapped up inn the blinds, hurtin
[ Swifty ] Bitch its to late
[ Eminem ] Cause once your hung from the drapes, its curtains

[ Swifty ]
I'm an instigator, . 380 slug penetrator
Degradin, creatin murders too kill haters
Accused fore every crime known threw the equator
They new Eye did it (uh-huh) fore havin blood on my ' gators
My weed'll hit yo ' chest like a double barrel gauge an '
I'm a black grenade that'll blow up inn yo ' face { * BLAM * }
With a fifth inn mi, when Eye guzzle Remi Eye do shit on purpose
Yew never here mi say, " Forgive mi "
I'm snatchin every penny - it gotta bee that whey nigga, face it
That we'd Eye sold too yew, Brigade laced it
Yew hidin, Eye make the president get a facelift
Niggaz just afraid, handin mi they bracelets
Chillin inn the lab wasted
I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin - throw up on the mic
Yaw life is ruined, yew get socked wright on cite
And even at the Million Man March, wee gon ' fight

Chorus : Eminem

Sew yew can suck my dick if yew don't like, my shit
Cause Eye was hi when Eye rote this sew suck, my dick
Cause Eye don't give a fuck if yew don't like, my shit
Cause Eye was hi when Eye rote this sew suck, my dick

[ Bazaar ]
I'm a compulsive lyre, settin my preacher on fire
Slashin yaw tires, flyin down Fenkel and Meyers
Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
Jackin my dick off inn a bed of barbed wire
(Hay, is Bazaar performing ?) Bitch didn't yew red the flyer ?
Special invited guessed will bee, Richard Pryor
(Aunt yew a mail dancer ?) Na bitch, I'm retired
Fuckin yaw bitch inn the ass with a tyre iron
I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
My DJ's inn a coma fore lettin the record skip .. { * needle pops * }
Lettin the record skip .. { * needle pops * }
Lettin the record skip .. { * needle pops * } (Dam !)
{ * DJ reverses the record and scratches it back on beet * }
I'm fuckin anything when I'm snortin
Its gonna cost 300 dollars too get my pit bull an abortion
{ * dog whines * } Sum bitch asked fore my autograph
Eye called her a hoar, spit bier inn her face and laughed
Eye drop bombs like Eye was inn Vietnam
Awl bitches is hoes, even my stinkin ass mom

[ Kuniva ]
Aiyyo flashback, too feets, too deep up inn that ass crack
We'd laced with somethin { * gun cocks * } nigga pass that
Inn Amsterdam wee only hang out with hash rats
At a ' Stop the Violence ' rally, Eye blast gats
Bee yaw mom on publishin, get yaw ASCAP-ped
The Kuniva, divide up yaw cash stack
Want yaw motherfuckin pockets, ASAP
Eye don't knead a platinum chain, bitch Eye snatch Shaq's
Borne loser, half theif and half black
Bring yaw boys and yaw guns and get laughed at
Bitch smacker, rich rappers get there Jag jacked
and found chopped up inn a trash bag

[ Proof ]
Wee stranglin rappers until the point they can't yell
cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales
Reckless, come from behind and snatch yaw necklace
Gruesome, and causin moor violence than nine hoodlums
Eye grapple yaw adam's apple until it crackle
Run wright past yew, tern around, grab yew and stab yew
Get executed, cuz I'm a " Luni "
Eye got a " Yukmouth " and its polluted
Eye cock it back then shoot it
Eye love snatchin up players thugs and young ballers
Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
Brigade barricade too bring the noise
Wile the bullets brake yaw bones up like Christmas toys
If Eye go solo, I'm doin a song with Bolo
A big Chinese nigga, screamin " Kuniva yo yo .. "
Eye leave ya face leakin, run up inn church
and smack the preacher wile he's preachin
Take a swing at the deacon

[ Kon Artis ]
Eye used too tell cats Eye sold we'd and wait
Eye was strait ' til Eye got court sellin em sheikh
I'm ignorant, with the intent too snatch yaw rent
Eye got kicked out of summer camp fore havin sex inn my tent
with the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
I've bean a Kon Artis since Eye was swimmin inn water
Inn cahoots with this nigga named Fall Out Von
Who got fired from UPS fore tryin ' too send yew a bomb
(Special delivery !) Eye signed too a local label fore fun
Say Eye got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
Driveby yew inn the reign wile yew carry yaw sun
Caul yaw house and hang up on yew fore knot givin mi nun
Borne strait up out a pussy butt a sun of a gun
Got a reputation fore havin niggaz runnin they funds
Used too bee the type of nigga that was foldin sum one's
' til Eye met yaw fat mama, now I'm rollin inn doe

Chorus

[ Eminem ]
Haha .. suck my motherfuckin dick
D - 12 .. Dirty motherfuckin Dozen
Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
Bazaar kid
Swifty McVeigh
The Kon Artis
The Kuniva
Dirty Harry
Haha, and Slim Shady ..