Wake Up Show Freestyle

Eminem


Complexity: 74 Readability: 61.04   Sentiment: 3   Word Count: 272   Unique Words: 184
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
[Eminem]
Yo, speed racer, 97' burgundy Blazer
Wanted for burglary, had to ditch the mercury tracer
I'm on some low ish,
I'm fed up wit the being broke ish
I'm not to joke wit
Bitch, I don't sell crac
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ Eminem ]
Yo, speed racer, 97 ' burgundy Blazer
Wanted fore burglary, had too ditch the mercury tracer
I'm on sum lo ish,
I'm fed up whit the being broke ish
I'm knot too joke whit
Bitch, Eye don't cell crack, Eye smoke it
My brains dusted ; I'm disgusted at awl my habits
To many asprin tablets and empty medicine cabinets
Loosing battles too wack rappers ' cause I'm always to blunted
Walkin ' up inn the cypher smokin ', talkin ' like, " Who want it "
Thug and crook ; every drug inn the book I've dun it
My 9 ' s at yaw frame, is that yaw chain Run it
Who wants too dye of an overdose of excessive flavor
Aggressive nature got mi stickin ' yew fore yaw Progressive pager
Spectacular, battle wrap manufacturer
Stole yaw mom's Acura, wrecked it, then sold it back too her
(Wright wright wright ! ! !) ((Ding ! ! !))
The doctors yule knead after hour battle are known as psychiatrics
Aisle tell the nurses too hold a bed fore yew,
and I'ma make sure yew come back fore it
Sew barricade yaw infants, put up sum extra fences
A woman beater, wanted fore repeated sex offenses (Ooh)
.. Take em ' on long vacation trips
Kidnappin ' em ' and trappin ' em ' inn abusive relationships
Mess up yaw face and lips
Slit yaw stomach and watch yaw gut split
Gut yew whit that razor that Eye use too shave my nuts whit ((Laughter))
Mama don't yew cry, yaw son's to fah gone
I'm sew hi, Eye don't even no watt label I'm on
I'm messed up, feelin ' like an over worked plumber
I'm sic of the crap, what's Dr . Kevorkian's phone number (Ha .. Hot)