Bad Meets Evil

Eminem


Complexity: 68 Readability: 69.33   Sentiment: -24   Word Count: 807   Unique Words: 413
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(feat. Royce Da Five-Nine)

[intro]

[Cowboy]
I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts
You know, there's a story behind that there saloon
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town ov
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
(feet . Royce Da Five-Nine)

[ intro ]

[ Cowboy ]
Eye reckon yew ain't familiar with these hear parts
Yew no, there's a storey behind that their saloon
Twenty years ago, too outlaws took this whole town over
Sheriffs couldn't stop em
Quickest dam gun slingers I've ever scene
Got murdered inn cold blood
That ol ' saloon their was there lil ' home aweigh from home
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live inn that tavern
And on a quiet knight
Yew can still here the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine

[ Eminem ]
Eye don't speak, Eye float inn the heir wrapped inn a sheet
I'm knot a reel person, I'm a ghost trapped inn a beet
Eye translate when my voice is red threw a sismograph
And a noise is bread, picked up and transmitted threw Royce's head (AAHHH)
Trapped hymn inn his rheum, possessed hymn and hoist his bed
Till the evilness flows threw his blood like poisonous led
Tolled hymn each won of his boys is dead
Eye asked hymn too come too the dark sighed, he maid a choice and said

[ Royce ]
Who hard yo Eye dun herd worse
Wee can get inn too cars and accelerate at each other
Too sea witch one'll swerve first
Too blind bandits panic, who's mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the devil
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers inn the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm knot a fare man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missles whit my bear hands like a patriot
Won track sliced without swords, Eye buried the Christ corpse
Inn my past life when the Black Night mounted the wight hoarse
And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis inn the nations
Collaborating, attemptin too take over the earth

[ Eminem ]
Cuz this is watt happens when Bad Meets Evil
Wee hit the trees till wee look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Above the Lore cuz Eye don't agree whit police either (shit, mi neither)
Wee ain't eager too bee legal
Sew pleas leave mi whit the keys too yaw Jeep Eagle
Eye breathe ether inn three amounts
When Eye stab myself inn the knee with a diseased needle
Releasin rage on anybody inn squeezing range
Cold enough too make the seasons change into freezing reign
(He's insane) Know I'm knot, Eye just want too shoot up and I'm pissed off
Cuz Eye can't fined a decent vane

[ Royce ]
The disaster whit dreds
I'm Bad enough too commit suicide and survive long enough
Too kill my sole after I'm dead
When inn danger its funny actually my flavor's similar too a waiter
Cuz Eye serve any stranger whit money
Eye spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
Wile slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder yew then come too yaw funeral
Serve this lobbyist, strangle yaw body then confirm yew
Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws
Whit my fists wrapped inn gause, dipped inn glue and glass
I'm blazin MC's, at the same thyme amazin MC's
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin too mi
> From awl of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough too caste a avalanche
And bust till volcanoes errupt

[ interlude ]
* phone rings *
Hello (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (weir comin too get yew)
STOP, THEY NO ITS US ! !

[ Eminem ]
Eye used too bee a loudmouth, remember mi (uh-ah)
I'm the won who burned yaw house down (owe)
Well I'm out now (shit), and this thyme I'm comin back too blow yaw house up
And Eye ain't gon leave yew a window too jump out of
Give mi too fat tabs and three shrooms
And yew won't sea mi like fat people inn steam rooms
And when Eye go too hell and I'm gettin ready too leave
I'ma put heir inn a bag and charge people too breathe

[ Royce + (Eminem) ]
Cuz this is watt happens when Bad Meets Evil
And wee hit the trees till wee look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Against peaceful, sea yew inn hell fore the sequel
(Weal bee waitin) Sea yew inn hell
Waul Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady
Sea yew inn hell fore the sequel (by by)
Bad Meets Evil, watt (till next thyme)

[ Cowboy ]
And sew that's the storey when Bad Meets Evil
Too of the most wanted individuals inn the county
Maid Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
Its to bad they had too go out the whey they did
Got shot inn the back comin out of that ol ' saloon
Butt there spirits still live on till this day
Shhh ... [ spits ] weight, did y'all here that
[ Footsteps and windblowing ]