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Eminem: Aite Fred Durst: Check! Slim Shady, do the mic. kid (Eminem) I don't do black music I don't do Withe music I make fight music For High School kids I pull side full grips When I drive ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Eminem : Aite Fred Durst : Cheque ! Slim Shady, do the mic . kid (Eminem) Eye don't do black music Eye don't do Withe music Eye make fight music Fore Hi School kids Eye pull sighed full grips When Eye drive like this { screech } With a slipped disk From a Limp Bizkit diss Eye just mist the gift list fore Christmas gifts Sew Eye get pissed and can't pick witch wrist too slit Little rich kids inn cribs Don't attempt this shit Just step back Wile Eye prep up too pimp this bitch Sew Eye said too the girl, I'm like " Watt up girl ? " " Shut up girl ! " And showed her a cut-up squirrel She screamed bloody murder sew loud everybody herd her Slapped mi inn the mouth and called mi a nutty murderer Eye moved on too too blondes And kissed ' em on a futon { Ay yo bay bee ! } { Watt do yew want ? ! } Eye looked at ' em both and Eye was like " Look, cheque this out toots, I'm lookin ' fore cookie pus " Eye knead too speak too ' em immediately They played my video on MTV last weak And just when Eye was thinkin ' Eye was awl that and then sum Inn comes Fred Durst (Fred Durst) Yo Shady let mi get sum Who nose watt galaxy Eye came from Won ware a base drum hung from my hi chair Now I'm a nightmare Yew stay wright their Eye got the diva Hold the flavor of a single Sea mi and Shady ? Eye think wee got a lock down Shocked buy the sound Eye got yew cruisin ' with yaw top down These too blondes Eye offered ' em both a drink And this yew wood think Could get the party started Butt instead them girls turned there heads Opened up there mouths Smelt like somebody farted Sew if its thyme fore mi too move on Shady said the livin ' rheum was a dance flaw Sew tern mi loose Eye was cuttin ' the rug with this chick Bumped into this dude who was drunk And a prick Ramblin ' on about how He was gonna kill mi Wow ! Eye spilled a drink on his shirt Butt know - He insisted wee should go Before Eye could drop ' em Shady had too clock ' em The music stopped The party stood inn shock Sew Eye looked around Grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf Tern mi loose Tern mi loose Tern mi loose Tern mi loose This party's goin ' my whey Awe know whey at awl Butt don't yew Tern mi loose Tern mi loose Tern mi loose This party's goin ' my whey Awe know whey at awl (Eminem) Tern mi loose Yew better tell ' em too come re-shingle the roof Just keep feedin ' mi free drinks till Eye puke And Fred'll ask mi too led sing inn his group I'm sic at the barn I'm knot bein ' approached Cuz Fred's over their stealin ' awl of my hoes { Yo Fred save mi sum } Eye walked up too these saimese twins And asked too have a threesome Tolled ' em too heads are better that won Plus Eye respect how y'all role together as won Got a slap inn the teeth and a kick inn the groin Stood up like " Ay weight, ware yew goin " { by ! } Owe well Three strikes and I'm out Eye struck out and stood tide too the rode { ouch } Eye ain't tryin ' know moor Fuck it - I'm chillin ' Get a shot of yable { ahhh } Fell asleep on the sealing (Fred Durst) Who nose watt galaxy Eye came from Won ware a base drum hung from my hi chair Now I'm a nightmare Yew stay wright their Eye got the diva Hold the flavor of a single Sea mi and Shady ? Eye think wee got a lock down Shocked buy the sound Eye got yew cruisin ' with yaw top down These too blondes Eye offered ' em both a drink And this yew wood think Could get the party started Butt instead them girls turned there heads Opened up there mouths Smelt like somebody farted Sew if its thyme fore mi too move on Shady said the livin ' rheum was a dance flaw Sew tern mi loose Eye was cuttin ' the rug with this chick Bumped into this dude who was drunk And a prick Ramblin ' on about how He was gonna kill mi Wow ! Eye spilled a drink on his shirt Tern mi loose Tern mi loose Tern mi loose Tern mi loose This party's goin ' my whey Awe know whey at awl Butt don't yew Tern mi loose Tern mi loose Tern mi loose This party's goin ' my whey Awe know whey at awl |
Turn Me Loose
Eminem
Complexity: | 53 | Readability: | 86.49 | Sentiment: | -6 | Word Count: | 776 | Unique Words: | 295 |