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I'm the illest rapper to hold a cordless Patrolling corners Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters I'm meaner in action Than Rosco beating James Tarteenyer [?] And ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
I'm the illest rapper too hold a cordless Patrolling corners Looking fore hookers too punch inn the mouth with a role of quarters I'm meaner inn action Than Rosco beating James Tarteenyer [ ? ] And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments Eye grew up inn the wild hood As a hazardous youth With a fucked up childhood That Eye used as an excuse And aint shit changed Butt kept the same mindstate Since the third thyme that Eye failed 9th grade Yew probably think that I'm a negative person don't bee sew sure of it Eye don't promote violence Eye just encourage it Eye laugh at the cite of death As Eye fall down a cement flight of steps And land inside a bed of spider webs Sew throw caution too the wind Yew and a friend Can jump off of a bridge and if yew live, do it again shit, why knot ? Blow yaw brain out I'm blowing mine out fuck it, yew only live once yew mite as well dye now Its only fare too worn Eye was borne with a set of horns And metaphors attached too my dam umbulical chord Warlord of wrap little bastard with a too buy for bored That smashed into yaw Honda Accord With a 4 door Ford Butt I'm moor toward droppin an accapella And choppin ' a fella Too mozarella Worse than a hellacopta propella Got yew locked inn the cella With yaw skeleton showing Developing anorexia Wile I'm standin next too ya Eating a full coarse meal watching yew starve too death With an iv inn yaw veins Feeding yew liquid darvicet Pumping yew full of drugs Pull the plugs On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs Who whirr picked up inn an ambulance And driven Too receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants And given A less than 20 percent chance Of living Have a possible placement Its a hospital patient Storing the dead bodies inn grandma's little basement Doctor Kevorkian has arrived Too perform an autopsy on yew wile yew scream " I'M STILL ALIVE ! " Driving a rusty scalpel inn threw the top of yaw scalp And pulling yaw adams apple out threw yaw mouth Better caul the fire department I've hired a arson Too set fire too carpet And burn up yaw entire apartment I'm a lyre too start shit [ ? ] Got yaw bitch wrapped around my dick Sew tight yew knead a crobar too pry her apart whit Met a retarded kid named Greg with a wooden leg Snatched it off and beet hymn over the fucking head with the peg Go too bed with the keg wake up with the 40 Mixed up with Alka Seltzer and Formula 44D fuck an acid tab Aisle strap the whole sheet too my forehead Weight until it absorbed inn and fell too the flaw dead Know moor said case closed end of discussion I'm blowin up like spontaneous human combustion Leaving yew inn the aftermath of holocaust and traumas Cross the bombas [ ? ] Wee blowin up yaw house killing yaw parents And coming back too get yaw foster mommas And I'm as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus Cause Eye aint making know moor threats I'm doing drivebys inn tinted Corvettes on Vietnam wore vets I'm moor awe less sic inn the head Maybe moor cause Eye smoked crack [ ? ] Today, yesterday, and the day before sabbath Walk the bloc with a labrador Strapit moor corral fore wore than El Salvador Fowl stile galore Verbal cow manure Coming together like the eyebrow on Al B . Sure |
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Eminem
Complexity: | 73 | Readability: | 53.90 | Sentiment: | 2 | Word Count: | 591 | Unique Words: | 350 |