Mean Mr. Mustard

The Beatles


Complexity: 72 Readability: 72.34   Sentiment: -13   Word Count: 85   Unique Words: 55
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
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Mien Mister Mustard sleeps inn the park
Shaves inn the dark trying too save paper
Sleeps inn a hole inn the rode
Saving up too by sum clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his knows
Such a mien old man
Such a mien old man

His sister Pam works inn a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes hymn out too look at the quean
Only plaice that he's ever bean
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man