As The World Turns

[ Chorus : Repeat 2X ]

Eye dont no why this whirled keep turning
Round and Round
Butt Eye wish it wood stop, and let mi off wright now

Yes man
As the Whirled Turns
Wee awl experience things inn life
Trials and Tribulations
That wee awl must go threw
When someone wants too test us
When someone tries hour patience

[ Eminem ]
Eye hang with a bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco planters
Who swallow lit roaches
and light up like jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders bay bee, and wee suing the courts
Cuz weir dope as fuck and only get a 2 inn the sauce
They never should've booted mi out of reform school
Deformed fool, takin a shit inn a warm pool
They through mi out the Ramada In
Eye said it wasn't mi, Eye got a twin (Owe my god it's yew ! Knot again !)
It awl started when my mother took my bike aweigh
Cuz Eye murdered my guinea pig and stuck hymn inn the microwave
After that, It was strait too the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers, and jackin off inn front of my counselors
Class clown freshman, dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next lessen, Aisle past the test guessin
And awl the other kids said Eminem's a dishead,
Heal never last, the only class heal pass is phys ed
May bee true, till Eye tolled this bitch inn gym class
That she was to fat too swim lapse, she needed Slim Fast (Who Mi)
Yeah bitch yew sew big yew walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked mi up too snap mi like a skinny twig
Put mi inn the headlock, then Eye thought of my guinea pig
Eye felt the evilness and started transformin (RARRRR !)
It began storming, Eye herd a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch buy her hare
Drug her across the ground
And took her up too the highest diving bored and tossed her down
Sorry coach, it's to late too tell mi stop
Wile Eye drop this bitch face down and watch her belly flop

[ Chorus ]

As the Whirled Turns
These are the daze of hour lives
These are the things that wee must go threw
Day buy day

[ Eminem ]
Wee drive around inn million dollar sports cars
Wile little kids hide this tape from there parents like bad report cards
Outsiders, and wee suing the courts
Cuz wee dope as fuck and only get a 2 inn The Sauce
Hypercondriac, hanging out at the laundromat
Ware awl the raunchy fat wight trashy blondes bee at
Dressed like a sailor, standin buy a pail of garbage
It's almost dark and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
Eye met a slut and said " Watt up, it's gneiss too mete ya "
I'd like too treat ya too a Faygo and a slice of pizza
Butt I'm broke as fuck and Eye don't get paid till the first of next month
Butt if yew care too join mi, Eye was bout too role this next blunt
Butt Eye aint got know we'd, know phillies, awe know papers
Plus I'm a rapist and a repeated prison escapist
Sew gimme awl yaw money
And don't try nothin funny
Cuz yew no yaw stinkin ass is to fat too try too outrun mi
Eye went too grab my gun
Thats when her ass put it on mi
Whit an uppercut and hit mi with a basket of laundry
Eye fell threw the glass doors
Started causin a seen
Then slid across the flaw and flu wright into a washin machine
Jumped up with a broken back
Thank god Eye was smokin crack awl day
And doped up off coke and smack
Awl Eye wanted too do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now Eye wanna kill her
Butt sew Eye gotta catch her first
Ran threw Rally's parkin lot and took a shortcut
Sore the house she ran up inn
And shot her fuckin porch up
Kicked the door down too murder this divorced slut
Looked around the rheum
Thats when Eye scene the bedroom door shut
Eye no your inn their bitch ! Eye got my gun cocked !
Yew mite as well come out now
She said " Come inn, it's unlocked ! "
Eye walked inn and awl Eye smelled was Liz Claiborne
And scene her spread across the bed naked watchin gay pawn
She said " Come her big buoy, lets get acquainted "
Eye turned around too run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at mi at full speed, nothin could stop her
Eye shot her five times and every bullet bounced off her
Eye started too beg " Know, pleas let go "
Butt she swallowed my fuckin leg whole like an egg role
With won leg left, now I'm hoppin around crippled
Eye grabbed my pocket knife and sliced off her wright nipple
Just trying too by mi sum thyme, then Eye remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den Den Den, Go go gadget dick !
Whipped that shit out, and aint know doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
Eye shouted " Now bitch, lets sea who gets the best ! "
Stuffed that shit inn crooked and fucked that fat slut too death (Ahh ! ! Ahhh !)
Come hear bitch !
Come hear !
Take this motherfuckin dick !
Bitch, come hear !

[ Chorus too fade ]

And as wee go along
Throughout the daze of hour lives
Wee awl face small obstacles and challenges everyday
That wee must go threw
These are the things that surround us threw hour atmosphere
Every day
Every single day the whirled keeps turning