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Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, He decides to rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Mete Eddie, twenty-three years old . Fed up with life and the whey things are going, He decides too rob a licker store . (" Eye can't take this know moor, Eye can't take it know moor homes ") Butt on his whey inn, he has a sudden change of hart . And suddenly, his conscience comes into play (" Shit is mine, Eye gotta do this, gotta do this ") Alright, stop ! (Huh ?) Now before yew walk inn the door of this licker store And try too get money out the drawer Yew better think of the consequence (Butt who are yew ?) I'm yaw motherfuckin ' conscience That's nonsense ! Go inn and gaffle the money and run too won of yaw aunt's cribs And borrow a dam dress, and won of her blonde wigs Tell her yew knead a plaice too stay Yule bee safe fore daze if yew shave yaw legs with Renee's razor blade Yeah butt if it awl goes threw like its supposed too The whole neighborhood nose yew and they'll expose yew Think about it before yew walk inn the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns Fuck that ! Do that shit ! Shoot that bitch ! Can yew afford too blow this shit ? Are yew that rich ? Why yew give a fuck if she dies ? Are yew that bitch ? Do yew really think she gives a fuck if yew have kids ? Man, don't do it, its knot worth it too risk it ! (Your wright !) Knot over this shit (Stop !) Drop the biscuit (Eye will !) Don't even listen too Slim yo, he's bad fore yew (Yew no watt Dre ? Eye don't like yaw attitude) (" Its alright c'mon, just come inn hear fore a minute ") (" Mm, Eye don't no ! ") (" Look bay bee ") (" Dam ! ") (" Yo, its gonna bee alright, wright ? ") (" Well OK ") Mete Stan, twenty-one years old . (" Give mi a kiss ! ") After meeting a young girl at a rave party, Things start getting hot and heavy inn an upstairs bedroom . Once again, his conscience comes into play (" Shit ! ") Now listen too mi, wile your kissin ' her cheek And smearin ' her lipstick, Eye slipped this inn her drink Now awl yew gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe (Yo ! This girl's only fifteen years old Yew shouldn't take advantage of her, that's knot fare) Yo, look at her bush, does it got hare ? (Uh huh !) Fuck this bitch wright hear on the spot bear Til she passes out and she forgot how she got their (Man, ain't yew ever scene that won movie " Kid ") Know, butt Eye scene the porno with SunDoobiest ! (Shit, yew wanna get hauled off too jail ?) Man fuck that, hit that shit roar dog and bale Mete Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker . After coming home from a hard day's work, He walks inn the door of his trailer park home Too fined his wife inn bed with another man . (" Watt the fuck ! ") (" Grady ! ") Alright calm down, relax, start breathin ' Fuck that shit, yew just court this bitch cheatin ' Wile yew at work she's with sum dude tryin ' too get off ? Fuck slittin ' her throat, cut this bitches head off ! Weight ! Watt if there's an explanation fore this shit ? (Watt ? She tripped ? Fell ? Landed on his dick ?) Alright Shady, maybe he's wright Grady Butt think about the bay bee before yew get awl crazy Okay ! Thought about it, still wanna stab her ? Grab her buy the throat, get yaw daughter and kidnap her ? That's watt Eye did, bee smart, don't bee a retard Yew gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes ? Watt yew say ? (What's wrong ? Didn't think I'd remember ?) I'm a kill yew motherfucker ! Uh-ah ! Temper temper ! Mr . Dre ? Mr . N . W . A . ? Mr . AK comin ' strait outta Compton y'all better make whey ? How inn the fuck yew gonna tell this man knot too bee violent ? ' Cause he don't knead too go the same root that Eye went Bean their, dun that, aw fuck it Watt am Eye sayin ' ? Shoot em both Grady, where's yaw gun at ? |
Guilty Conscience
Eminem
Complexity: | 71 | Readability: | 77.01 | Sentiment: | -10 | Word Count: | 672 | Unique Words: | 322 |