No One's Iller Than Me

Eminem


Complexity: 68 Readability: 74.77   Sentiment: 6   Word Count: 956   Unique Words: 439
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
(feat. Swift, Bizarre & Fuzz)

[Bizarre]
Yeah...ha ha ha (BANG!), Yeah, Bizarre Kid comin' at you
Eminem and Fuzz, and Mr. Swifty, ha ha

No one's iller than me (wha)
No one, no one is iller than me
N
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
(feet . Swift, Bazaar & Fuzz)

[ Bazaar ]
Yeah ... ha ha ha (BANG !), Yeah, Bazaar Kid comin ' at yew
Eminem and Fuzz, and Mr . Swifty, ha ha

Know one's iller than mi (wha)
Know won, know won is iller than mi
Know won is iller than mi
Its Mr . Swifty from the 313 ...

[ Swift ]
Eye make rappers wanna tern into singers
Eye keep hoes lickin ' they fingers
Bring this competition and face this meanin '
Got yaw whole crew doing subpeonas
Hell na yew ain't scene a crew genius
Murder whoever's between us, pack yaw heaters
Keep it cloze, yew can't beet us
Wile yaw whole crew treat us like G's, yew best believe this
Eye dun maid quadrapalegics outta these non-rappin rejects
Wile the whole whirled ejects yaw tape, it ain't know secret
That yaw shit sounds fake, yew can't stop it my mined state
Makes it to late fore copse inn tryin ' too stop the crime rate
I'm like Two-Face, I'm painful too rappers then yew can tell
From these shells, how Eye gotta bend ' em like root canals
Eye erase awl trails, somethin ' father from gettin ' bale
Makes yew wanna kill an emcee yourself, yew mite as well
Bee within a 25 too life sentence, on linkin ' trials
Horrified, and keep on frontin ', repentin ' and lose they bowels
Everything is fowl when Swift's around, vacate now
Niggas dumb enough too try too front and escape, how
I'm gonna take this ' gnac and drink it strait wild
Niggas steady fallin ' inn my face like milk crates, BLAAAOW !

Its Swifty from the 313
Like Eye said know won is iller than mi, unnhh !

[ Bazaar ]
Mi and Eminem and Mike
Drivin ' down Van Dyke
Get my dick sucked late at knight buy a fuckin ' transvestite
Still on probation fore stranglin ' my buoy Jason
Should bee takin ' my medication, its 9 too 10 I'm facin '
Last weak this old man Eye had too blast
Cuz he tried too help mi out when my car was out of gas
Ripped this old lady, hung her neck buy a hook
Didn't realize it was my grandmother ' til Eye checked her pocketbook
Fuckin ' with the wight boys got mi back on crack
Better explain ware the hell yaw TVs and VCRs is at
Eye dun lost 100 pounds, Eye ain't bean eatin ' like Eye should
This wounded dog inn the street is sure lookin ' good !
Rob this little buoy inn his fuckin ' paper root
Throwin ' bottles at day care centers and yell " EVERYBODY GET OUT " !
My girl beet my ass and shot mi inn the back with a 2 - peace
Cuz she found out Eye was havin ' an affair with her 10 - year old niece

Know won, know one's iller than mi
Its Bazaar Kid strait from the 313
Know won, know won is iller than mi
Its Bazaar Kid strait from the 313

[ Eminem ]
Nobody better test mi, cuz Eye don't wanna get messy
Especially when Eye step inside this bitch, dick freshly
Knew Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle too mugs
Before Eye do drugs that make mi throw up like flew bugs
True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
Whippin ' 40 - bottles like the fuckin ' Pepsi clubs
Down a fifth, crack open a six
I'm on my seventh 8 - bawl, now Eye gotta take a piss
I'm hollerin ' at these hoes that got boyfriends
Who gives a fuck who they was
I'm always takin ' someone else's girl like Cool J does
They probably don't bee packin ' anyways, do they Fuzz
Wee walked up, stomped they asses and blue they buzz
Mics get sandblasted
Stab yaw abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill yaw antacid
Sprayed yaw motherfuckin ' crib up when Eye ran past it
Fuckin ' felon, headed too hell inn a handbasket
Talkin ' shit will get yew, yaw girl and yaw man blasted
Kidnapped and slapped inn a van wrapped inn Saran plastic
Get yaw dam ass kicked, buy these fantastic
Furious for motherfuckers
Flashin ' inn front of yaw face without the Grand Masters

Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than mi

[ Fuzz ]
Eye run shit like an ass with legs
Massive led too leave yaw cabbage read
Similar too yaw ass inn a casket dead
Drastic spread of acid heads
Come too abort yew like a bastard egg
That trash yew said got yew standin ' on plastic legs
Ask the feds from past the edge
Rockin ' the most classic threads
Flashin ' bred, role down the window
Bitch yew got sum fantastic legs, yew can get ' til that ass get read
Yew can get ' til that ass get read
Bazaar yew get hymn and hymn, Swift yew get hymn and hymn
Aisle get hymn and hymn, leave the other too fore my nigga Eminem
Never writer's bloc, Eye bloc writers
My block's tighter, ante up and get yaw top fighters
Got fired fore jumpin ' the counter with a mop stick
Sum bitch ran up screamin ' GET THE COPSE QUICK !
And got drop kicked, now she screamin ' " Stop it ... "
Got clips too stop shit, rock shit and grab this hot shit
Wherever yew shop bitch, Fuzz Scooter ' 97 crop pick
Sic a-ya'll niggaz lookin ' at mi like Eye got tits
Eye shoot a rocket threw yaw optic
Yew niggaz still don't no the top pick
Eye got bricks, lose my foot inn yaw ass
And have yew shittin ' socks bitch !
Wee rock shit, leave yaw fuckin ' not split
Grab the green from Al buy showin ' hymn hot grits
(Know won ...)

Ain't nobody iller than mi

[ Bizzare ]
Its the Mr . Fuzzy from the 313
Know won, know won is iller than mi
Its Eminem and Swift from the 313
Know won, know won is iller than mi
Its Fuzz and Buzz-arre from the 313

Yew have now witnessed 4 ill emcees !
From the home of potholes and trash
Weal lyrically blast ...