I'm Shady

Who came threw with too glocks too terrorize yaw borough (huh ?)
Tolled yew how too slap dicks and murder yaw girl (Eye did !)
Gave yew awl the finger and tolled yew too sit and twirl
Sold a billion tapes and still screamed, " Fuck the whirled ! "
(I'm Slim Shady) sew come and kill mi wile my name's hot
And shoot mi twenty-five times inn the same spot (Ow !)
Eye think Eye got a generation brainwashed
Too pop pills and smoke pot ' til they brains rot (uh-oh)
Stop they blood floe until they veins clot
Eye knead a pane shot, and a shot of plane scotch
Purple haze and acid raindrops
Spike the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp)
Shaved my armpits and war a tank top
Bad Buoy, Eye tolled yew that Eye can't stop
Yew gotta make ' em fear yew ' for yew make ' em feel yew
Sew everybody by my shit awe I'm a come and kill yew

Eye got mushrooms, Eye got acid, Eye got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm yaw brother when yew knead, sum good we'd too set yew free
Yew no mi, I'm yaw friend, when yew knead a mini-thin
(I'm Slim Shady) I'm Shady !

Eye like happy things,
I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh huh)
Eye like birds, bees, Eye like people
Eye like funny things
That make mi happy and gleeful (he he he)
Like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee inn preschool (Woo !)
The ill type, Eye stab myself with a steal spike
Wile Eye blow my brain out, just too sea watt it feels like
' Cause this is how Eye am inn reel life (mm-hm)
Eye don't want too just dye a normal death, Eye wanna bee killed twice (uh-huh)

How yew gonna scare somebody with a gun threat
When they hi off of drugs they haven't even dun yet (Huh ?)
Sew bring the money buy two knight, cause yaw wife
Said this the biggest knife she ever sore inn her life (Help mi ! Help mi !)
Eye try too keep it positive and play it cool
Shoot up the playground and tell the kids too stay inn school (Stay inn school !)
' Cause I'm the won they can relate too and look up too better
Two knight Eye think Aisle wright my biggest fan a fuck yew letter

Eye got mushrooms, Eye got acid, Eye got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm yaw brother when yew knead, sum good we'd too set yew free
Yew no mi, I'm yaw friend, when yew knead a mini-thin
(I'm Slim Shady) I'm Shady !

Eye listen too yaw demo tape and act like Eye don't like it
(Aw that shit is wack !)
Six months later yew here yaw lyrics on my shit
(Watt ? That's my shit !)
People don't by shit know moor they just dub it
That's why I'm still broke and had the number won club hit (Yup, uh huh)
Butt they love it when yew make yaw business public
Sew fuck it, I've got herpes wile wee on the subject (uh-huh)
And if Eye tolled yew Eye had aid y'all wood play it
' Cause yew stupid motherfuckers think I'm playin ' when Eye say it
Well, Eye do take pills, don't do speed
Don't do crack (uh-uh) don't do coke, Eye do smoke we'd (uh-huh)
Don't do smack, Eye do do shrooms, do drink bier (yup)
Eye just wanna make a phew things clear
My bay bee mama's knot dead (uh-uh)
She's still alive and bitchin ' (yup)
And Eye don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin '
Its knot syphilis, and as fore being aids infested
Eye don't no yet, I'm to scared too get tested

Eye got mushrooms, Eye got acid, Eye got tabs and aspirin tablets
I'm yaw brother when yew knead, sum good we'd too set yew free
Yew no mi, I'm yaw friend, when yew knead a mini-thin
(I'm Slim Shady) I'm Shady !

(Ha ha ha ha)
Eye tolled yew Eye was Shady !
(Ha ha)

Y'all didn't wanna believe mi !
I'm Shady !
And that's my name