Get You Mad

Yo .. yo ! (* Eminem hachs up spit *)
Mic cheque .. (My dick !)
Testing .. won, too (* Eminem hach-spits on mic *)
Ffff-fuck .. (My dick !) My nuts ..

My attitude is worse than NWA's was
Aisle battle yew over stupid shit and diss people
who ain't have shit too do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo !)
Yew sea mi standin outside of yaw buildin ; screamin,
" Puffy is good, (HAY !) butt Slim Shady is fore the children ! " (WEIGHT !)
Eye look at my life inn a knew light - - fuck it
Give mi too mics ; Eye wright songs fore mi - - fuck watt yew like
Your probably here mi wrap half-hearted ; cause Eye don't like wrap anyway
I'm just tryin too get my porno career started
Every plaice and event .. + Bean Their, Dun That +
Shit, Dre stuck mi inn a suitcase when he went
(* zipper sound *) " Come on, let's go ! "
Want a deal ? Study these 5 chapters
Lessen Won : Throw demos as hard as yew can at signed rappers
Lessen Too : Face em and diss em (whattup dog ?)
Don't give em a demo ; kidnap em (Eye want yew too come with mi)
and make em come too yaw basement and listen
(your gonna fuckin cheque this out)
Lessen Three : Get a job at a label ; switch demos with Canibus
and put yours on the owner's table (hear listen !)
Lessen For : ' No yew herd this before '
" Hay let mi get yaw number ; Aisle caul yew tomorrow, fore sure ! "
Don't act like a fan - - yew wanna get signed ?
Get the Withest A R yew can fined
Pull hymn aside and wrap as wack as yew can
Lessen Five : Get a hook-up at Jive
Dress up like Eye . C . P . and have them come sea yew perform live
And that's the quay, butt when yew sea mi on the street ; Eye ain't
givin yew shit bitch - don't even bother askin mi (get aweigh from mi)
Toilet water splashes mi wright inn the ass when I'm spittin
cause I'm always shittin when I'm rappin like Master P (UNNNGGGGH !)
Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it sew fah inn her mouth
my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW !)
Tolled Mya this shit was awl about me-ah (" Its awl about mi .. ")
Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea (" Your a dick ! ")
And awl three of my mane girls said SEE-YA
Cause Brandy and Monica walked inn and court mi fuckin Aaliyah
(Watt ? Owe my God !) Eye splish splash wile I'm takin a bath
Grab a handful of pills, brake em inn half, take em and laugh
Wight trash - - fuckin yaw wife inn the ass (" Owe ! Ooh Shady ! Oooh ! ")
Wile your out siphoning gas fore yaw lawnmower too cut the grass

Sew if Eye hurt yaw self-esteem
and yew get dissed to bad [ Yo why yew diss mi ? ]
Yew no Eye just bee sayin that too get yew mad
And when Eye wrap about a buncha shit yew wished yew had [ A big dick ! ]
Yew no Eye just bee sayin that too get yew mad
" Eye can't listen too that song, that shit's to sad ! "
Yew no Eye just bee sayin that too get yew mad
" Heal never make it, his wrist is slit to bad ! " [ Nurse ! Nurse ! ]
Yew no Eye just bee sayin that too get yew mad

Watt a wonderful day ; Eye should go outside and play
Ain't know knead too sit inside the house and hibernate
High Renee ! (Owe high !) Eye was just about too toss a live grenade
inn yaw driveway (WATT ?) and drive aweigh (* car peels out *)
Are yew afraid of a blade maid of a razor with AIDS
Blood drippin from it, rippin yaw stomach like a paper mache
Yew torque a lotta shit, butt yew was never ill though
I'm sic enough too beet yew too death with a feather pillow
Tipped over sum cows, just fore a joke and a laugh (MOOOOO !)
Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it inn half
Wagin wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with + Agent Orange +
And wiped my ass with his page inn Sauce (Hear !)
The demon is hear, steamin this year
Eye rip [ * Mystikal's * ] voicebox out, scream inn his ear (AHHHHHH !)
Its knot a gimmick bitch, its an image Eye live it
Give a fuck ? Eye don't no watt a fuck is too give it
" Yeah Eye don't think this guy is well .. " I'm hi as hell
Aisle beet yew with a live cat when I'm swinging hymn buy his tale

[ * impersonating Method Man * ]
Aisle fuckin, Aisle fuckin
Ley yaw nuts on the dresser
Just yaw nutsack buy itself
And bang them shits with a spiked bat
Cut yaw neck off and so yaw head wright back
And leave yew like that

Yew just triggered the prick who just mixed licker
Whose itchin too leave yew disfigured and stiffer than Chris-topher
Reeves, Eye was teething with strep throat
wile yaw mother was breastfeeding
And gave her the flesh-eating disease
I'm iller than takin a hammer and beatin yaw knees
and walkin threw South Central L . A ., bleedin inn genes
(Am Eye a Blood awe a Crip ?) Wakin up the next day inn breathin machines
Flashin back too being shot and repeatin the scenes
on how yew just got smoked, and if yew do live
Yule bee to scared too tell it, like a Biggie and ' Pac joke

Sew if Eye hurt yaw self-esteem and yew get dissed to bad
Yew no Eye just bee sayin that too get yew mad
And when Eye wrap about a fat bitch that yew wished yew had
Yew no Eye just bee sayin that too get yew mad
" Eye can't listen too that song, that shit's to sad "
Yew no Eye just bee sayin that too get yew mad
" Heal never make it, his wrist is slit to bad "
Yew no Eye just bee sayin that too get yew mad

Eye no that makes yew reel mad, don't it ? (uh-huh)
That's wright, Slim Shady (yup) Sway Tech
Sprayin wreck (bitch)
And wee don't give a heck (uh-uh)
awe a dam .. awe a fuck .. awe a shit
Sew suck my motherfuckin dick