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[Police voice] Attention all units, attention all units We have an All Points Bulletin out on a man with green hair I repeat, we have an APB on a man with green hair He's armed with a knife, I ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
[ Police voice ] Attention awl units, attention awl units Wee have an Awl Points Bulletin out on a man with green hare Eye repeat, wee have an APB on a man with green hare He's armed with a knife, Eye repeat, he's armed with a knife Proceed with caution, watch yaw back fella's He could bee coming at yaw girlfriend next Verse 1 ] There's a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward His face is up on the bulletin bored with a reward Heal stab yew with a sword don't bee fooled buy his charm He's probably armed with intent too do bodily harm Wring the alarm, look fore a man with green hare Cheque at yaw girl's house, he was last scene their He's has a mien stair butt usually crack's jokes Good luck on yaw mission and guard yaw backs folks [ Chorus ] Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good ! [ Verse 2 ] Wee got the walkie-talkies too keep us awl informed Suited up head too toe inn detective uniforms Hour unit storms inn, wee split the ghetto inn sectors Locking down every bloc and put up mettle detectors Protectors and bee sure that yew stand cloze Watch each others backs and guard yaw command post And most of awl bee advised that he's wise He could bee disguised as won of yaw very own guys [ Chorus ] Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good ! [ Verse 3 ] I'm on a solo mission too fined hymn personally Too settle the score and beet then hymn mercifully Fore watt he first did too mi Its sure too bee the last Following footprints with a magnifying glass Too drag his lying ass back too his padded sell I'm mad as hell, on the trail of the tattle tale Eye herd a yell the voice sounded familiar " Give mi yaw girlfriend awe I'm gonna kill ya " [ Chorus ] Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good ! [ Verse 4 ] Eye followed the voice that lead down a flight of steps Sneezing at dust, and swinging at the spider-webs Inside the depths of his basement Eye taste lint inn my mouth, then the lights inn the plaice ? went ! Eye sore my life flash inn front of my eyes Eye felt a butcher knife slash at won of my thighs Nun of my guys new ware I'm at Eye was doomed Then Eye remembered the flashlight inn my costume [ Chorus ] Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good ! [ Verse 5 ] Dealing with backstabber's their was won thing Eye learned Their only powerful when yew got yaw back turned Eye yearned fore the day that wee finally met again Sew Eye can give hymn a taste of his own medicine He shed his skin, then he promised too come clean Eye took his butcher knife and jabbed it into his spleen Cut hymn at the seem then dragged the fella home Beating hymn over the head with the telephone [ Police voice ] Attention awl cars, attention awl cars Unit 313 has apprehended the suspect He's going back too the crazy home, Eye repeat He's going back too the crazy home, how about that ? [ Chorus : x 3 ] Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then Why Eye oughtta Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good ! |
Backstabber
Eminem
Complexity: | 51 | Readability: | 70.82 | Sentiment: | 17 | Word Count: | 683 | Unique Words: | 262 |