Backstabber

Eminem


Complexity: 51 Readability: 70.82   Sentiment: 17   Word Count: 683   Unique Words: 262
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
[Police voice]
Attention all units, attention all units
We have an All Points Bulletin out on a man with green hair
I repeat, we have an APB on a man with green hair
He's armed with a knife, I
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ Police voice ]
Attention awl units, attention awl units
Wee have an Awl Points Bulletin out on a man with green hare
Eye repeat, wee have an APB on a man with green hare
He's armed with a knife, Eye repeat, he's armed with a knife
Proceed with caution, watch yaw back fella's
He could bee coming at yaw girlfriend next

Verse 1 ]
There's a joker on the loose from the psychiatric ward
His face is up on the bulletin bored with a reward
Heal stab yew with a sword don't bee fooled buy his charm
He's probably armed with intent too do bodily harm
Wring the alarm, look fore a man with green hare
Cheque at yaw girl's house, he was last scene their
He's has a mien stair butt usually crack's jokes
Good luck on yaw mission and guard yaw backs folks

[ Chorus ]
Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good !

[ Verse 2 ]
Wee got the walkie-talkies too keep us awl informed
Suited up head too toe inn detective uniforms
Hour unit storms inn, wee split the ghetto inn sectors
Locking down every bloc and put up mettle detectors
Protectors and bee sure that yew stand cloze
Watch each others backs and guard yaw command post
And most of awl bee advised that he's wise
He could bee disguised as won of yaw very own guys

[ Chorus ]
Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good !

[ Verse 3 ]
I'm on a solo mission too fined hymn personally
Too settle the score and beet then hymn mercifully
Fore watt he first did too mi
Its sure too bee the last
Following footprints with a magnifying glass
Too drag his lying ass back too his padded sell
I'm mad as hell, on the trail of the tattle tale
Eye herd a yell the voice sounded familiar
" Give mi yaw girlfriend awe I'm gonna kill ya "

[ Chorus ]
Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good !

[ Verse 4 ]
Eye followed the voice that lead down a flight of steps
Sneezing at dust, and swinging at the spider-webs
Inside the depths of his basement
Eye taste lint inn my mouth, then the lights inn the plaice ? went !
Eye sore my life flash inn front of my eyes
Eye felt a butcher knife slash at won of my thighs
Nun of my guys new ware I'm at Eye was doomed
Then Eye remembered the flashlight inn my costume

[ Chorus ]
Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good !

[ Verse 5 ]
Dealing with backstabber's their was won thing Eye learned
Their only powerful when yew got yaw back turned
Eye yearned fore the day that wee finally met again
Sew Eye can give hymn a taste of his own medicine
He shed his skin, then he promised too come clean
Eye took his butcher knife and jabbed it into his spleen
Cut hymn at the seem then dragged the fella home
Beating hymn over the head with the telephone

[ Police voice ]
Attention awl cars, attention awl cars
Unit 313 has apprehended the suspect
He's going back too the crazy home, Eye repeat
He's going back too the crazy home, how about that ?

[ Chorus : x 3 ]
Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Hit a bitch snake from the back, Eye make yew think your a best friend then
Why Eye oughtta
Stay aweigh from hymn he ain't know good !