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I never knew I..
I never knew I.. Mic check one-two I never knew I.. Who woulda knew? I never knew I.. Who'da known? I never knew I.. Fuck what a story I never knew I.. Motherfucker com ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
Eye never new Eye .. Eye never new Eye .. Mic cheque one-two Eye never new Eye .. Who woulda new ? Eye never new Eye .. Who'da known ? Eye never new Eye .. Fuck watt a storey Eye never new Eye .. Motherfucker comes out Eye never new Eye .. and sells a couple of million records Eye never new Eye .. And these motherfuckers hit the sealing Eye never new Eye .. [ Eminem ] Eye don't do black music, Eye don't do wight music Eye make fight music, fore hi school kids Eye put lives at risk when Eye drive like this { * tires screech * } Eye put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH ! !) Shit, yew probably think I'm inn yaw tape deck now I'm inn the back seat of yaw truck, with duct tape stretched out Ducked the fuck whey down, waitin too strait jump out put it over yaw mouth, and grab yew buy the face, watt now ? Owe - yew want mi too watch my mouth, how ? Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and tern em around ? Look - Aisle burn yaw fuckin house down, circle around and hit the hydrant, sew yew can't put yaw burning furniture out (Owe my God ! Owe my God !) I'm sorry, their must bee a mix-up Yew want mi too fix up lyrics wile the President gets his dick sucked ? { * ewwww * } Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts Make fun of gay clubs, men who ware make-up Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor Quit tryin too censer music, this is fore yaw kid's amusement (The kids !) Butt don't blame mi when lil ' Eric jumps off of the terrace Yew shoulda bean watchin hymn - apparently yew ain't parents Chorus : Eminem Cause Eye never new Eye, new Eye wood get this big Eye never new Eye, new I'd effect this kid Eye never new I'd, get hymn too slit his wrist Eye never new I'd, get hymn too hit this bitch Eye never new Eye, new Eye wood get this big Eye never new Eye, new I'd effect this kid Eye never new I'd, get hymn too slit his wrist Eye never new I'd, get hymn too hit this bitch [ Eminem ] Sew whose bringin the guns inn this country ? (Hmm ?) Eye couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun threw customs over inn London And last weak, Eye scene a Schwarzaneggar movie ware he's shootin awl sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi Eye seas three little kids, up inn the front roe, screamin " Go, " with there 17 - year-old Uncle I'm like, " Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads who got mad when Eye asked if they liked violence ? " And tolled mi that my tape taut ' em too swear Watt about the make-up yew allow yaw 12 - year-old daughter too ware ? (Hmm ?) Sew tell mi that yaw sun doesn't no any cuss words when his bus driver's screamin at hymn, fuckin hymn up worse (" Go sit the fuck down, yew little fuckin prick ! ") And fuck was the first word Eye ever learned up inn the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (Look !) Sew red up, about how Eye used too get beet up peed on, bee on free lunch, and change school every 3 months My life's like kinda watt my wife's like (watt ?) Fucked up after Eye beet her fuckin ass every knight, Ike Sew how much easier wood life bee if 19 million motherfuckers grew too bee just like mi ? Chorus [ Eminem ] Eye never new Eye .. new I'd .. have a knew house awe a knew car A couple years ago Eye was moor poorer than yew are Eye don't got that bad of a mouth, do Eye ? Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (watt ?) Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin sum trees (HAY !) How many retards'll listen too mi and run up inn the school shootin when their pissed at a teach-er, her, hymn, is it yew is it them ? " Wasn't mi, Slim Shady said too do it again ! " Dam ! How much damage can yew do with a pen ? Man I'm just as fucked up as yew woulda bean if yew woulda bean, inn my shoes, who woulda thought Slim Shady wood bee somethin that yew woulda bought that woulda maid yew get a gun and shoot at a cop Eye just said it - Eye ain't no if you'd do it awe knot Chorus [ Eminem ] How the fuck was Eye supposed too no ? |
Who Knew
Eminem
Complexity: | 65 | Readability: | 74.38 | Sentiment: | -10 | Word Count: | 734 | Unique Words: | 316 |