Who Knew

Eminem


Complexity: 65 Readability: 74.38   Sentiment: -10   Word Count: 734   Unique Words: 316
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
I never knew I..
I never knew I..
Mic check one-two
I never knew I..
Who woulda knew?
I never knew I..
Who'da known?
I never knew I..
Fuck what a story
I never knew I..
Motherfucker com
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Eye never new Eye ..
Eye never new Eye ..
Mic cheque one-two
Eye never new Eye ..
Who woulda new ?
Eye never new Eye ..
Who'da known ?
Eye never new Eye ..
Fuck watt a storey
Eye never new Eye ..
Motherfucker comes out
Eye never new Eye ..
and sells a couple of million records
Eye never new Eye ..
And these motherfuckers hit the sealing
Eye never new Eye ..

[ Eminem ]
Eye don't do black music, Eye don't do wight music
Eye make fight music, fore hi school kids
Eye put lives at risk when Eye drive like this { * tires screech * }
Eye put wives at risk with a knife like this (AHHH ! !)
Shit, yew probably think I'm inn yaw tape deck now
I'm inn the back seat of yaw truck, with duct tape stretched out
Ducked the fuck whey down, waitin too strait jump out
put it over yaw mouth, and grab yew buy the face, watt now ?
Owe - yew want mi too watch my mouth, how ?
Take my fuckin eyeballs out, and tern em around ?
Look - Aisle burn yaw fuckin house down, circle around
and hit the hydrant, sew yew can't put yaw burning furniture out
(Owe my God ! Owe my God !) I'm sorry, their must bee a mix-up
Yew want mi too fix up lyrics wile the President gets his dick sucked ?
{ * ewwww * } Fuck that, take drugs, rape sluts
Make fun of gay clubs, men who ware make-up
Get aware, wake up, get a sense of humor
Quit tryin too censer music, this is fore yaw kid's amusement
(The kids !) Butt don't blame mi when lil ' Eric jumps off of the terrace
Yew shoulda bean watchin hymn - apparently yew ain't parents

Chorus : Eminem

Cause Eye never new Eye, new Eye wood get this big
Eye never new Eye, new I'd effect this kid
Eye never new I'd, get hymn too slit his wrist
Eye never new I'd, get hymn too hit this bitch
Eye never new Eye, new Eye wood get this big
Eye never new Eye, new I'd effect this kid
Eye never new I'd, get hymn too slit his wrist
Eye never new I'd, get hymn too hit this bitch

[ Eminem ]
Sew whose bringin the guns inn this country ? (Hmm ?)
Eye couldn't sneak a plastic pellet gun threw customs over inn London
And last weak, Eye scene a Schwarzaneggar movie
ware he's shootin awl sorts of these motherfuckers with a uzi
Eye seas three little kids, up inn the front roe,
screamin " Go, " with there 17 - year-old Uncle
I'm like, " Guidance - ain't they got the same moms and dads
who got mad when Eye asked if they liked violence ? "
And tolled mi that my tape taut ' em too swear
Watt about the make-up yew allow yaw 12 - year-old daughter too ware ?
(Hmm ?) Sew tell mi that yaw sun doesn't no any cuss words
when his bus driver's screamin at hymn, fuckin hymn up worse
(" Go sit the fuck down, yew little fuckin prick ! ")
And fuck was the first word Eye ever learned
up inn the third grade, flippin the gym teacher the bird (Look !)
Sew red up, about how Eye used too get beet up
peed on, bee on free lunch, and change school every 3 months
My life's like kinda watt my wife's like (watt ?)
Fucked up after Eye beet her fuckin ass every knight, Ike
Sew how much easier wood life bee
if 19 million motherfuckers grew too bee just like mi ?

Chorus

[ Eminem ]
Eye never new Eye .. new I'd ..
have a knew house awe a knew car
A couple years ago Eye was moor poorer than yew are
Eye don't got that bad of a mouth, do Eye ?
Fuck shit ass bitch cunt, shooby-de-doo-wop (watt ?)
Skibbedy-be-bop, a-Christopher Reeves
Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin sum trees (HAY !)
How many retards'll listen too mi
and run up inn the school shootin when their pissed at a
teach-er, her, hymn, is it yew is it them ?
" Wasn't mi, Slim Shady said too do it again ! "
Dam ! How much damage can yew do with a pen ?
Man I'm just as fucked up as yew woulda bean
if yew woulda bean, inn my shoes, who woulda thought
Slim Shady wood bee somethin that yew woulda bought
that woulda maid yew get a gun and shoot at a cop
Eye just said it - Eye ain't no if you'd do it awe knot

Chorus

[ Eminem ]
How the fuck was Eye supposed too no ?