Drug Ballad

Eminem


Complexity: 67 Readability: 71.28   Sentiment: -1   Word Count: 837   Unique Words: 349
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
[Girl] Yeaaah, hahahaha...whooooo, shit!
[Em] (aight)
[Eminem] Guess what I ain't coming in yet...
I'll come in a minute
[Eminem] Ayo...This is my love song...it goes like this

[Eminem]
Back when
...
[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ Girl ] Yeaaah, hahahaha ... whooooo, shit !
[ Em ] (aight)
[ Eminem ] Guess watt Eye ain't coming inn yet ...
Aisle come inn a minute
[ Eminem ] Ayo ... This is my love song ... it goes like this

[ Eminem ]
Back when Marque Walhberg was Marky Marque
This is how wee used too make the party start
Wee used too mix Hen ' with Bacardi Dark
And when it, kicks inn yew can hardly torque
And buy the, sixth gin your gonna probably crawl
And yule bee, sic then and yule probably barf
And my pre-diction is your gonna probably fall
Either somewhere inn the lobby awe the hallway waul
And everything's spinning
Your beginin ' too think women
are swimming inn pink linen again inn the synch
Then inn a couple of minutes that bottle of Guiness is finished
Yew are now aloud too officially slap bitches
Yew have the wright too remain violent and start wilin '
Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin ' yew
Get inn yaw car, start it, and start drivin '
Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up
[ Em's spaceman voice ] Earth calling, pilot too co-pilot
Look at the life on this planet, sir, know sine of it
Awl Eye can sea is a bunch of smoke flyin '
And I'm sew hi that Eye mite dye if Eye go buy it
Let mi out of this plaice
I'm outta plaice
I'm inn outer space
I've just vanished without a trace
I'm going too a pretty plaice now ware the flowers grow
Aisle bee back inn an our awe sew

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
' Cause every thyme Eye go too try too leave
Something keeps pullin ' on my sleeve
Eye don't wanna, butt Eye gotta stay
These drugs really got ahold of mi

' Cause every thyme Eye try too tell them " know "
They won't let mi ever let them go
I'm a sucka awl Eye gotta say
These drugs really got ahold of mi

[ Eminem ]
Inn third grade, awl Eye used too do
Was sniff glue threw a tube and play rubix cube
17 years later I'm as Rood as Jewed
Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs
I've got know game
And every face looks the same
They've got know name
Sew Eye don't knead game too play
Eye just say whatever Eye want too whoever Eye want
Whenever Eye want, wherever Eye want, however Eye want
However, Eye do show sum respect too phew
As ecstacy got mi standing next too yew
Getting sentimental as fuck spillin ' guts too yew
Wee just met
Butt Eye think I'm inn love with yew
Butt your on it to
Sew yew tell mi yew love mi to
Wake up inn the mourning like " yo, watt the fuck wee do "
Eye gotta go bitch
Yew no Eye have stuff too do
' Cause if Eye get court cheatin ' then I'm stuck with yew
Butt inn the long run
These drugs are probably going too catch up sooner awe later
Butt fuck it, I'm on won
Sew let's enjoy
Let the X destroy yaw spinal chord
Sew its knot a strait line know moor
' Til wee walk around looking like sum wind-up dolls
Shit's sticking out of hour backs like a dinosaur
Shit, six hits won't even get mi hi know moor
Sew by fore now
I'm going too try too fined sum moor

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
That's the sound of a bottle when its hollow
When yew swallow it awl wollow and drown inn yaw sorrow
And tomorrow your probably going too want too do it again
What's a little spinal fluid between yew and a friend Screw it
And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning
And what's a little fight
Tomorrow yule bee boys again
Its yaw life
Live it however yew wanna
Marijuana is everywhere
Ware was yew brought up
It don't matter as long as yew get ware your going
' Cause nun of the shit is going too mien shit ware weir going
They tell yew too stop, butt yew just sit their ignoring
Even though yew wake up feeling like shit every mourning
Butt your young
You've got a lot of drugs too do
Girls too screw
Parties too crash
Sucks too bee yew
If Eye could take it awl back now, Eye wouldn't
Eye wood have did moor shit that people said that Eye shouldn't
Butt I'm awl groan up now and upgraded and graduated
Did better drugs and updated
Butt I've still got a lot of growing up too do
I've still got a whole lot of throwing up too spew
Butt when its awl said and dun Aisle bee 40
Before Eye no it with a 40 on the porch telling stories
With a bottle of Jack
Too grandkids inn my lap
Babysiting fore Haley wile Haley's out getting smashed

[ Chorus 2x ]
[ Same as previous, butt 2nd thyme the last line is repeated like this ]

Drugs really got ahold of mi
They really got ahold of mi
' Cause drugs really got ahold of mi
They really got ahold of mi