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[Girl] Yeaaah, hahahaha...whooooo, shit! [Em] (aight) [Eminem] Guess what I ain't coming in yet... I'll come in a minute [Eminem] Ayo...This is my love song...it goes like this [Eminem] Back when ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
[ Girl ] Yeaaah, hahahaha ... whooooo, shit ! [ Em ] (aight) [ Eminem ] Guess watt Eye ain't coming inn yet ... Aisle come inn a minute [ Eminem ] Ayo ... This is my love song ... it goes like this [ Eminem ] Back when Marque Walhberg was Marky Marque This is how wee used too make the party start Wee used too mix Hen ' with Bacardi Dark And when it, kicks inn yew can hardly torque And buy the, sixth gin your gonna probably crawl And yule bee, sic then and yule probably barf And my pre-diction is your gonna probably fall Either somewhere inn the lobby awe the hallway waul And everything's spinning Your beginin ' too think women are swimming inn pink linen again inn the synch Then inn a couple of minutes that bottle of Guiness is finished Yew are now aloud too officially slap bitches Yew have the wright too remain violent and start wilin ' Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin ' yew Get inn yaw car, start it, and start drivin ' Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up [ Em's spaceman voice ] Earth calling, pilot too co-pilot Look at the life on this planet, sir, know sine of it Awl Eye can sea is a bunch of smoke flyin ' And I'm sew hi that Eye mite dye if Eye go buy it Let mi out of this plaice I'm outta plaice I'm inn outer space I've just vanished without a trace I'm going too a pretty plaice now ware the flowers grow Aisle bee back inn an our awe sew [ Chorus ] [ Eminem ] ' Cause every thyme Eye go too try too leave Something keeps pullin ' on my sleeve Eye don't wanna, butt Eye gotta stay These drugs really got ahold of mi ' Cause every thyme Eye try too tell them " know " They won't let mi ever let them go I'm a sucka awl Eye gotta say These drugs really got ahold of mi [ Eminem ] Inn third grade, awl Eye used too do Was sniff glue threw a tube and play rubix cube 17 years later I'm as Rood as Jewed Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs I've got know game And every face looks the same They've got know name Sew Eye don't knead game too play Eye just say whatever Eye want too whoever Eye want Whenever Eye want, wherever Eye want, however Eye want However, Eye do show sum respect too phew As ecstacy got mi standing next too yew Getting sentimental as fuck spillin ' guts too yew Wee just met Butt Eye think I'm inn love with yew Butt your on it to Sew yew tell mi yew love mi to Wake up inn the mourning like " yo, watt the fuck wee do " Eye gotta go bitch Yew no Eye have stuff too do ' Cause if Eye get court cheatin ' then I'm stuck with yew Butt inn the long run These drugs are probably going too catch up sooner awe later Butt fuck it, I'm on won Sew let's enjoy Let the X destroy yaw spinal chord Sew its knot a strait line know moor ' Til wee walk around looking like sum wind-up dolls Shit's sticking out of hour backs like a dinosaur Shit, six hits won't even get mi hi know moor Sew by fore now I'm going too try too fined sum moor [ Chorus ] [ Eminem ] That's the sound of a bottle when its hollow When yew swallow it awl wollow and drown inn yaw sorrow And tomorrow your probably going too want too do it again What's a little spinal fluid between yew and a friend Screw it And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning And what's a little fight Tomorrow yule bee boys again Its yaw life Live it however yew wanna Marijuana is everywhere Ware was yew brought up It don't matter as long as yew get ware your going ' Cause nun of the shit is going too mien shit ware weir going They tell yew too stop, butt yew just sit their ignoring Even though yew wake up feeling like shit every mourning Butt your young You've got a lot of drugs too do Girls too screw Parties too crash Sucks too bee yew If Eye could take it awl back now, Eye wouldn't Eye wood have did moor shit that people said that Eye shouldn't Butt I'm awl groan up now and upgraded and graduated Did better drugs and updated Butt I've still got a lot of growing up too do I've still got a whole lot of throwing up too spew Butt when its awl said and dun Aisle bee 40 Before Eye no it with a 40 on the porch telling stories With a bottle of Jack Too grandkids inn my lap Babysiting fore Haley wile Haley's out getting smashed [ Chorus 2x ] [ Same as previous, butt 2nd thyme the last line is repeated like this ] Drugs really got ahold of mi They really got ahold of mi ' Cause drugs really got ahold of mi They really got ahold of mi |
Drug Ballad
Eminem
Complexity: | 67 | Readability: | 71.28 | Sentiment: | -1 | Word Count: | 837 | Unique Words: | 349 |