Stan

(feet . Dido)

[ Chorus : Dido ]

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why Eye ..
got out of bed at awl
The mourning reign clouds up my window ..
and Eye can't sea at awl
And even if Eye could it'll awl bee gray,
butt yaw picture on my waul
It reminds mi, that its knot sew bad,
its knot sew bad ..

[ 1st Chorus : volume gradually grows over raindrop background ]
[ 2nd Chorus : full volume with beet wright after " thunder " noise ]

[ Eminem as ' Stan ' ]
Deer Slim, Eye rote butt yew still ain't callin
Eye left my sell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
Eye scent too letters back inn autumn, yew must not-a got ' em
Their probably was a problem at the post office awe somethin
Sometimes Eye scribble addresses to sloppy when Eye jot ' em
butt anyways ; fuck it, what's bean up Man how's yaw daughter
My girlfriend's pregnant to, I'm bout too bee a farther
If Eye have a daughter, guess watt I'ma caul her
I'ma name her Bonnie
Eye red about yaw Uncle Ronnie to I'm sorry
Eye had a friend kill himself over sum bitch who didn't want hymn
Eye no yew probably here this everyday, butt I'm yaw biggest fan
Eye even got the underground shit that yew did with Skam
Eye got a rheum full of yaw posters and yaw pictures man
Eye like the shit yew did with Rawkus to, that shit was fat
Anyways, Eye hope yew get this man, hit mi back,
just too chat, truly yours, yaw biggest fan
This is Stan

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[ Eminem as ' Stan ' ]
Deer Slim, yew still ain't called awe rote, Eye hope yew have a chance
Eye ain't mad - Eye just think its FUCKED UP yew don't answer fans
If yew didn't wanna torque too mi outside yaw concert
yew didn't have too, butt yew coulda signed an autograph fore Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
Wee waited inn the blistering cold fore yew,
for hours and yew just said, " Know . "
That's pretty shitty man - your like his fuckin idle
He wants too bee just like yew man, he likes yew moor than Eye do
Eye ain't that mad though, Eye just don't like bein lied too
Remember when wee met inn Denver - yew said if I'd wright yew
yew wood wright back - sea I'm just like yew inn a whey
Eye never new my farther neither ;
he used too always cheat on my mom and beet her
Eye can relate too watt your saying inn yaw songs
sew when Eye have a shitty day, Eye drift aweigh and put ' em on
cause Eye don't really got shit else sew that shit helps when I'm depressed
Eye even got a tattoo of yaw name across the chest
Sometimes Eye even cut myself too sea how much it bleeds
Its like adrenaline, the pane is such a sudden rush fore mi
Sea everything yew say is reel, and Eye respect yew cause yew tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause Eye torque about yew 24/7
Butt she don't no yew like Eye no yew Slim, know won does
She don't no watt it was like fore people like us growin up
Yew gotta caul mi man, Aisle bee the biggest fan yule ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan - - P . S .
Wee should bee together to

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[ Eminem as ' Stan ' ]
Deer Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll bee the last package Eye ever send yaw ass
Its bean six months and still know word - Eye don't deserve it
Eye no yew got my last too letters ;
Eye rote the addresses on ' em perfect
Sew this is my cassette I'm sending yew, Eye hope yew here it
I'm inn the car wright now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hay Slim, Eye drank a fifth of vodka, yew dare mi too drive
Yew no the song buy Fill Collins, " Inn the Heir of the Knight "
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
butt didn't, then Fill sore it awl, then at a a show he found hymn
That's kinda how this is, yew coulda rescued mi from drowning
Now its to late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and awl Eye wanted was a lousy letter awe a caul
Eye hope yew no Eye ripped + AWL + of yaw pictures off the waul
Eye love yew Slim, wee coulda bean together, think about it
Yew ruined it now, Eye hope yew can't sleep and yew dream about it
And when yew dream Eye hope yew can't sleep and yew SCREAM about it
Eye hope yaw conscience EATS AT YEW and yew can't BREATHE without mi
Sea Slim ; [ * screaming * ] Shut up bitch ! I'm tryin too torque !
Hay Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin inn the trunk
butt Eye didn't slit her throat, Eye just tide her up, sea Eye ain't like yew
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer moor, and then she'll dye to
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Owe shit, Eye forgot, how'm Eye supposed too send this shit out
[ * car tires squeal * ] [ * CRASH * ]
.. [ * brief silence * ] .. [ * LOUD splash * ]

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[ Eminem ]
Deer Stan, Eye meant too wright yew sooner butt Eye just bean busy
Yew said yaw girlfriend's pregnant now, how fah along is she
Look, I'm really flattered yew wood caul yaw daughter that
and here's an autograph fore yaw brother,
Eye rote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry Eye didn't sea yew at the show, Eye musta mist yew
Don't think Eye did that shit intentionally just too diss yew
Butt what's this shit yew said about yew like too cut yaw wrists to
Eye say that shit just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how fucked up is yew
Yew got sum issues Stan, Eye think yew knead sum counseling
too help yaw ass from bouncing off the walls when yew get down sum
And what's this shit about us meant too bee together
That type of shit'll make mi knot want us too mete each other
Eye really think yew and yaw girlfriend knead each other
awe maybe yew just knead too treat her better
Eye hope yew get too red this letter, Eye just hope it reaches yew inn thyme
before yew hurt yourself, Eye think that yule bee doin just fine
if yew relax a little, I'm glad Eye inspire yew butt Stan
why are yew sew mad Try too understand, that Eye do want yew as a fan
Eye just don't want yew too do sum crazy shit
Eye scene this won shit on the news a couple weeks ago that maid mi sic
Sum dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend inn the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and inn the car they found a tape, butt they didn't say who it was too
Come too think about, his name was .. it was yew
Dam !