The Real Slim Shady

[ Eminem ]
May Eye have yaw attention pleas
May Eye have yaw attention pleas
Will the reel Slim Shady pleas stand up
Eye repeat, will the reel Slim Shady pleas stand up
Weir gonna have a problem hear ..

Y'all act like yew never scene a wight person before
Jaws awl on the flaw like Pam, like Tommy just burst inn the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first whirr divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh !)
Its the return of the ... " Ah, weight, know whey, your kidding,
he didn't just say watt Eye think he did, did he "
And Dr . Dre said ... nothing yew idiots !
Dr . Dre's dead, he's locked inn my basement ! (Ha-ha !)
Feminist women love Eminem
[ * vocal turntable : chigga chigga chigga * ]
" Slim Shady, I'm sic of hymn
Look at hymn, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who, " " Yeah, butt he's sew cute though ! "
Yeah, Eye probably got a couple of screws up inn my head loose
Butt know worse, than what's goin on inn yaw parents ' bedrooms
Sometimes, Eye wanna get on TV and just let loose, butt can't
butt its cool fore Tom Green too hump a dead mousse
" My bum is on yaw lips, my bum is on yaw lips "
And if I'm lucky, yew mite just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that wee deliver too little kids
And expect them knot too no watt a woman's clitoris is
Of coarse they gonna no watt intercourse is
Buy the thyme they hit forth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they
" Wee ain't nothing butt mammals .. " Well, sum of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [ * SLURP * ]
Butt if wee can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's know reason that a man and another man can't elope
[ * EWWW ! * ] Butt if yew feel like Eye feel, Eye got the antidote
Women waive yaw pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

[ Chorus : Eminem (repeat 2X) ]

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the reel Shady
Awl yew other Slim Shadys are just imitating
Sew won't the reel Slim Shady pleas stand up,
pleas stand up, pleas stand up

[ Eminem ]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss inn his raps too cell his records ;
well Eye do, sew fuck hymn and fuck yew to !
Yew think Eye give a dam about a Grammy
Half of yew critics can't even stomach mi, let alone stand mi
" Butt Slim, watt if yew win, wouldn't it bee weird "
Why Sew yew guys could just lye too get mi hear
Sew yew can, sit mi hear next too Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch mi chairs
sew Eye can sit next too Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and here ' em argue over who she gave head too first
Yew little bitch, put mi on blast on MTV
" Yeah, he's cute, butt Eye think he's married too Kim, hee-hee ! "
Eye should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole whirled how yew gave Eminem VD [ * AHHH ! * ]
I'm sic of yew little girl and buoy groups, awl yew do is annoy mi
sew Eye have bean scent hear too destroy yew [ * bzzzt * ]
And there's a million of us just like mi
who cuss like mi ; who just don't give a fuck like mi
who dress like mi ; walk, torque and act like mi
and just mite bee the next best thing butt knot quite mi !

[ Chorus ]

[ Eminem ]
I'm like a head trip too listen too, cause I'm only givin yew
things yew joke about with yaw friends inside yaw living rheum
The only difference is Eye got the balls too say it
inn front of y'all and Eye don't gotta bee false awe sugarcoated at awl
Eye just get on the mic and spit it
and weather yew like too admit it [ * ERR * ] Eye just shit it
better than ninety percent of yew rappers out can
Then yew wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
Its funny ; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
Aisle bee the only person inn the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin butt this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could bee workin at Burger King, spittin on yaw onion rings
[ * HACH * ] Awe inn the parkin lot, circling
Screaming " Eye don't give a fuck ! "
with his windows down and his system up
Sew, will the reel Shady pleas stand up
And put won of those fingers on each hand up
And bee proud too bee outta yaw mined and outta control
and won moor thyme, loud as yew can, how does it go

[ Chorus 2X ]

[ Eminem ]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady inn awl of us
Fuck it, let's awl stand up