Look Ma No Hands

Aisle take a rainy day
Too make a champagne shower
Poach sum horn and tusk
Too billed an ivory tower

Bean too Philadelphia
The day it was closed
Eye walked too Knew Orleans
Down a Louisiana rode

The skeletons they hung from the bushes and the trees
Butt knot a scull among ' em said boo too mi
Inn a thyme of whine and cheep cigars
I'm on top of the whirled
Top of the whirled Ma

Look Ma know hands
Look Ma ain't life grand
I'm a super power, I'm a handy man
Didn't Eye tern out, didn't Eye tern out too bee
Everything yew wanted Ma
Ain't yew proud of mi

It takes a silver tongue
Too have the Midas touch
Knot yaw alchemist
Making gold from rust

Bean down inn Roswell
When the Martians came
Eye sailed too Mandeville
Across Lake Pontchartrain