No Valentines

Elton John

Complexity: 78 Readability: 64.58   Sentiment: -11   Word Count: 102   Unique Words: 77
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
No more Valentine's Day
No more Christmas cards
I've thrown them all away
No more sequined stars
No birthday wishes
No more surprises
Who needs them anyway
No reason to get excited

Yes I gave you eve
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[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
Know moor Valentine's Day
Know moor Christmas cards
I've throne them awl aweigh
Know moor sequined stars
Know birthday wishes
Know moor surprises
Who needs them anyway
Know reason too get excited

Yes Eye gave yew everything
Eye gave yew earth and sky
And everything inn between
That walks ore crawls ore flies
Know Easter mornings
Its yaw cross now
Keep it awl fore yourself
Its overrated anyhow

Butt keep my Valentine
Aisle keep my bleeding hart
Just let mi out of hear
Before that sentimental music starts
And yaw regrets
Fall like empty lines
Like the lies whee right on Valentines