Best Friend

R. Kelly


Complexity: 63 Readability: 80.69   Sentiment: 10   Word Count: 714   Unique Words: 256
Original Lyrics Munged Lyrics
[R. Kelly] What up Charles, hey baby
[Keyshia Cole] Hey Baby
[R. Kelly] Girl I been missin' you like crazy
[Keyshia Cole] Miss you to
[R. Kelly] These fools 'bout to make me lose my mind, I do
...
[bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons]
[ R . Kelly ] Watt up Charles, hay bay bee
[ Keyshia Coal ] Hay Bay bee
[ R . Kelly ] Girl Eye bean missin ' yew like crazy
[ Keyshia Coal ] Miss yew too
[ R . Kelly ] These fools ' bout too make mi lose my mined, Eye don't think Eye can do
awl this thyme
[ Keyshia Coal ] Now just calm down don't lose it bay bee
[ Polow da Don ] Keep yo head up man wee got yew
[ R . Kelly ] How is lil ' junior ? And my beautiful daughter ?
[ Keyshia Coal ] Fine, they jus miss they daddy
[ R . Kelly ] Well did yew get too torque too my lawyer ?
[ Keyshia Coal ] Knight and day, day and knight Eye keep callin ' em
[ R . Kelly ] Yeah ? Well day and knight, knight and day just keep callin ' ' em
[ Keyshia Coal ] OK
[ Polow da Don ] Yo watt up my nigga yew strait ? Any thing Eye can get yew ?
[ R . Kelly ] Dis toilet paper bee cuttin ' my ass Eye knead sum roles of tissue ...
Charmin
And man, watt happened too those squares yo ass promised mi ?
[ Keyshia Coal ] Bay bee Charles lost his job, he's bean strugglin '
[ R . Kelly ] Yeah ? Is that wright yew lost yaw job how ?
[ Polow da Don ] Man Eye bean havin ' trouble whit my car
Besides its to fah, price of gas, man its hard
And on da reel, shit man they bee trippin ' up at that Walmart, feel mi ?
[ R . Kelly ] Yeah man Eye feel yew
[ Keyshia Coal ] Well bay bee Eye got somethin ' Eye wanna red ya
Its from the kid's, they rote this fore hymn inn school, and they wanted mi too
bring it hear
And red it too yew it says ... Roses are read, violets are blew
Daddy wee love yew, and wee miss yew to
[ R . Kelly ] Aww, dats suite butt tell mi why Charles is wearin ' the shirt yew
bought mi
Yo bogus ass

[ Chorus :]
Yew bean doin ' my best friend
Tell mi how could yew do it too mi ? Hell too (Hell too) the naw
Got court up doin ' da business now I'm servin ' 5 too 10
A bawl later he movin ' inn
Yew bean doin ' my best friend
Behind my back wile I'm inn da pen
Screw both (Screw both) of y'all
Sea y'all done hooked up whit ' each otha
Man yew was like my brother
Wile I'm inn hear y'all undercover yew bean screwin '

[ Keyshia Coal ] Weight ... just don't walk aweigh ... pleas let mi explain ...
[ Polow da Don ] Yeah dog it ain't like dat
[ R . Kelly ] Don't bee playin ' know dam games
[ Polow da Don ] Man watt da fuck is wrong whit ' yew ? Yew crazy ? Dis girl love
She even took a chance on losin ' her job ... just too bee hear fore ya
[ R . Kelly ] Yeah ... well maybe I'm just a little paranoid ... can yew blame
mi ...
Just look at her, she pretty as awl outdoors ...
Sorry bay bee ...
[ Keyshia Coal ] Its OK
Eye understand yew stressin '
[ R . Kelly ] Thanks man fore briggin ' her fa mi
[ Polow da Don ] Pleas, my nigga don't even sweat it
[ Keyshia Coal ] Just like yew asked Eye got those magazines fore yew
[ R . Kelly ] That's my girl
[ Polow da Don ] Ain't got know squares butt Eye got a robe, and yew sum house shoes
[ R . Kelly ] My Brother
[ Polow da Don ] Sew how yew holdin ' up ?
[ R . Kelly ] Man I'm jus try'na make it work
[ Polow da Don and Keyshia Coal ] Well Eye got, she got
[ Keyshia Coal ] Charles yew go first
[ Polow da Don ] Well mi and she'll, wee got dis crazy ass idea
She sing, Eye wrap wee was thinkin ' ' bout makin ' this shit a career
[ Keyshia Coal ] Watt yew think about that bay bee ? Do yew think it'll work
[ R . Kelly ] Aight, dat's it now Eye really gotta no bay bee ware inn the hell did
he get that shirt ?
[ Polow da Don ] Aww, hear wee go again . Nigga watt da fuck is wrong whit yew
[ R . Kelly ] Yeah man ya'll on sum bull shit . Watt ? Y'all think I'm a God dam
fool
[ Polow da Don ] Nigga Eye ain't sayin ' awl dat
[ R . Kelly ] Well then ansa the question, screw awl dat, girl ansa it !
[ Keyshia Coal ] Watt ? Who yew callin ' bitch ? Hell naw, Eye bean hear !
[ R . Kelly ] She bean doin ' my best friend

[ Chorus x2 ]
My best friend

[ Keyshia Coal ] Bay bee watt about the kids ? Owe