Too Low For Zero

Elton John


Complexity: 65 Readability: 78.75   Sentiment: -8   Word Count: 154   Unique Words: 91
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Six o'clock alarm
I get the wake up call
Let that sucker jingle-jangle
Ring right off the wall
I'm too low for zero
I'm too tired to work
Tied one on with a friend last night
And wound up losing my sh
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Six o'clock alarm
Eye get the wake up caul
Let that sucker jingle-jangle
Wring rite off the waul
I'm two lo fore zero
I'm two tired too work
Tide won on with a friend last knight
And wound up losing my shirt

I'm two lo fore zero
I'm on a losing streak
Eye got myself inn a bad patch lately
Eye can't seam too get much sleep
I'm two lo fore zero
Eye wind up counting sheep
Nothing seems too make much sense
Its awl just Greek too mi

Yew no I'm two lo, two lo, two lo fore zero
Yew no I'm two lo, two lo, two lo fore zero

Cutting out cups of coffee
Switching off the late knight news
Putting the cat out too hours early
It isn't any use
I'm two lo fore zero
Insomnia attacks
Watching flies with my eyes till sunrise
Its daylight when Eye hit the sack