| Original Lyrics | Munged Lyrics |
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| If you would sit Oh so close to me That would be nice Like it's supposed to be If you don't I'll slit your throat So won't you please be nice If you would hug your arms right around me That would be s ... [bulk of lyrics omitted for copyright reasons] |
If yew wood sit Owe sew cloze too mi That wood bee gneiss Like its supposed too bee If yew don't Aisle slit yaw throat Sew won't yew pleas bee gneiss If yew wood hug yaw alms wright around mi That wood bee snug Like its supposed too bee If wee part Aisle eat yaw hart Sew won't yew pleas bee gneiss Owe don't yew love this romancing No that its yaw life your chancing Isn't it gneiss Now you've married mi Sugar and spice Like its supposed too bee If yew go aisle get yaw doe Sew won't yew pleas bee gneiss Stop with yaw jazz oratory Eye only listen too top forty N'Sync rules Isn't it gneiss Together weal always live Know sacrifice Weal vote conservative If yew run Aisle pull a gun Give mi head awe yule bee dead Salute the flag awe Aisle caul yew a fag Owe won't yew pleas bee gneiss |
Won't U Please B Nice
Nelly
| Complexity: | 63 | Readability: | 71.88 | Sentiment: | 40 | Word Count: | 157 | Unique Words: | 82 |