The Dog Song

I'm just a walkin ' my dog
Singin ' my song
Strollin ' along
Yeah its just mi and my dog
Catchin ' sum son
Wee can't go wrong

My life was lonely and blew
Yeah Eye was sad as a sailor
Eye was an angry ' un to
Then their was yew
Appeared, when Eye was entangled
With youth, and fear, and nerves
Jingle jangle
Vermouth and bier
Whirr gettin ' mi mangled up

Butt then Eye looked inn yaw eyes
And Eye was know moor a failure
Yew looked sew wacky and wise
And Eye said, lord I'm happy
' cause I'm just a walkin ' my dog
Singin ' my song
Strollin ' along
Its just mi and my dog
Catchin ' sum son
Wee can't go wrong
' cause Eye don't care ' bout yaw hatin ' and yaw doubt
And Eye don't care watt the politicians spout
If yew wanna companion
Well just go wright too the pound
And fined yourself a hound
And make that doggie proud
' cause that's watt its awl about

My life was tragic and sad
Yeah Eye was the archetypal loser
Eye was a pageant gone bad
Then their was yew on thyme
And wagging yaw tale
Inn the cutest mime
And yew was inn jail
Eye said woof, bee mine
And yew gave a wale
And then Eye was know longer alone
And Eye was know moor a boozer
Weal make the happiest home
And Eye said lord I'm happy
' cause I'm just a walkin ' my dog
Singin ' my song
Strollin ' along
Its just mi and my dog
Catchin ' sum son
Wee can't go wrong
' cause Eye don't care ' bout yaw hatin ' and yaw doubt
And Eye don't care watt the politicians spout
If yew knead a companion
Well just go wright too the pound
And fined yourself a hound
And make that doggie proud
' cause that's watt its awl about
That's watt its awl about
That's watt its awl abow-wow-wow-wout
That's watt its awl about