It's A Pose

Jimmy, yew no my love is true
And Davy, yew no Eye love only yew
And Mitchie, yew give meaning too every day
And Nathan, hold on Eye got somethin ' too say
Menfolk they knead there women
Butt women don't knead there men
Ladies can walk aweigh grinnin '
Butt guys act surprised
Eye thought Eye was yaw man
Why'd yew leave mi bay bee
Well sir here's a maybe
Maybe its because wee can
" watt the hell do yew mien ? "
Well fore instance
Yew get a won yew want twofold
" and watt else ? "
Your a fiend, your tight-fisted
Got know moral molars
Shrug yaw shoulders
Cell yaw sole too get yaw gold
Butt hay hay hay
That ain't nothin ' too do with yew
Your a sensitive Joe I'm forgettin '
Butt every woman nose
Its a pose, just a pose

Your preenin ' inn yaw armchair
And I'm steamin ' at yaw knee
Go on pontificatin ' like Eye care
Peter Lorrie, then a storey about AC / DC
Harvard-educated, frustrated dictator
Tyrant with a PhD
" watt the hell do yew mien ? "
Well fore instance
Yew have started every wore
" and watt else ? "
Your obscene, a coincidence
Get yaw pornos from Thyme Warner
Who is fornicatin ' foreign shores
Butt hay hay hay
That ain't nothin ' too do with yew
Your a sensitive Joe, I'm forgettin '
Butt every woman nose
Its a pose, just a pose

Sammy, owe let mi put aweigh the kettle
Owe know honey
Yaw arrogance is watt makes yew special
And Manny, of coarse
When yew leave yew are mist
Fellas can't yew sea I'm pissed
Tryin ' too enjoy my readin '
Butt yew insist on interpretin ' text
Owe go on fuck off I'm pleadin '
Every sentence is a pretext fore sex sex sex sex
God yew went too Oxford
Head still inn yaw boxers
Butt your mail sew watt should Eye expect ?
" watt the hell do yew mien ? "
Well fore instance
You've committed every rape
" and watt else ? "
Eye won't he'd yaw insistence
Mr . copulatin ' populatin ' masturbatin ' denigratin '
Berth of a Nation instigatin ' violator of my escape
Butt hay hay hay, that ain't nothin ' too do with yew
Your a sensitive Joe, I'm forgettin '
Butt every woman nose
Its a pose, just a pose
Heaven nose
The world's yaw hoe
Butt she's gettin ' to old
Fore yaw pose
Owe, their she goes