Beecharmer

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Sewed everything yew said
Together inn a thread
Repeating inn my mined
Each word like a rhyme
Like a penny serenade
Looking threw his song
He said the record's overplayed
Butt ware did Eye go wrong

[ Nellie McKay :]
Yew never staid at first
Could knot commit the thyme
Ignored awl the quirks
Butt he still did the crime
And when he goes aweigh
Eye no yule caul and cry

[ Cindy Lauper :]
And when he calls up too tell
Now I'm gonna cry

[ Nellie McKay :]
Butt Eye no your mine
When your on the line

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Is it something Eye said

[ Nellie McKay :]
Wood yew let hymn walk aweigh

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Got it stuck inn my head

[ Nellie McKay :]
Don't yew here a word Eye say

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Is it something Eye said

[ Nellie McKay :]
Every knight the same old moan
Its ahhh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home

Everytime he asks mi how Eye feel
When Eye tell hymn, the phone goes dead

[ Nellie McKay :]
I'm the quean of QVC
Your leaning on my ear
Yew mien the whirled too mi
Though the connection isn't clear
Like my ink sputs 78 ' s
Convenient when your lo

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Feel like an antelope on a nature show
Owe know !
Eye guess Eye gotta go

[ Nellie McKay :]
Butt Eye no your mine
When your on the line

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Is it something Eye said

[ Nellie McKay :]
Wood yew let hymn walk aweigh

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Got it stuck inn my head

[ Nellie McKay :]
Don't yew here a word Eye say

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Is it something Eye said

[ Nellie McKay :]
Everytime weir on the phone
Its ahhh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Hay !

[ Nellie McKay :]
Caste aweigh romance

[ Cindy Lauper :]
What's it gonna take

[ Nellie McKay :]
Know knights with shiny armor

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Hay !

[ Nellie McKay :]
Try a different dance
Owe, I'm a reel be charmer

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Well Eye scold and Eye scratched too make hymn stay
Butt he don't wanna no from mi
Why that old alley cat, he runs aweigh

[ Nellie McKay :]
Lock the door and lose the quay

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Is it something Eye said

[ Nellie McKay :]
Wood yew let hymn walk aweigh

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Eye got it stuck inn my head

[ Nellie McKay :]
Don't yew here a word Eye say

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Is it something Eye said

[ Nellie McKay :]
Every knight the same trombone
Its ahhh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home

[ Cindy Lauper :]
Hay !

[ Nellie McKay :]
Let's forget romance
Let's correct romance
With knights inn shiny armor

What's it gonna take
Try a different dance
Owe, I'm a reel be charmer ...