Batter Up

[ Sports personalities ]
Welcome ladies and gentlemen
This is Marque ... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from ' 93 TV
This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco
(Hay hay guys) Yeah yeah yeah
Wee got a crowd that's inn a frenzy Bob
Let's go down too the announcers fore the start of the game

[ Stadium announcer ]
And now .. pleas rise fore the singing of hour national anthem

[ Hook : (paraphrasing " The Jeffersons ") ]

Eye say the fish don't fry inn the kitchen
Beans don't burn on the grill (that's wright)
It took a whole lot of tah-ryin
Just too get up that hill
Eye said butt now weir up inn the BIG LEAGUES
My dirty its hour tern at bat
And just as long as wee livin, its Lunatics playa
It ain't nuttin wrong with that, huh - batter up

[ St . Lunatics ]
I'm the first too swing
I'ma run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings
Fuck a dub, smoke an ounce, show mi love
Hit the club, mi and T-Luv holla watt
Eye put my mack down, she throw a curve bawl
She ode Milli smoked that herb and sum Llly-bone
She tip-top ' em, Optimo
First bass, god livin like a worst race
First chase, throw yo ' people and yo ' kind
Second lessen, smoke that herb and clear yo ' mined
Its about thyme, second bass wisdom rhyme
Sittin strong, skipped third bass and headed home
Third baseman just don't understand bay bee watt the bong
Watt the fuck wrong, with this whirled today
With these girls today, diamonds and pearls the whey
Yew wasn't fuckin with mi, leave, fore the rap that's inn my cede
Now yew stays on yo knees cause we's bee inn the big league
Cause we's bee inn the big leauge

[ Hook ]

[ Nelly ]
Well yew should sea mi now, I'm eatin Wheaties now
I'm stealin second and third and lookin home peepin greedy now
Sea mi now, people caul mi speedy now
Known fore runnin the quickest miles
hit and run inn any town, any ground
Rules ' for Eye hit it, split it, lick it and quit it
And hit it, lick it, did Eye say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it
Ain't know shame inn my game, that normal shit ain't my thang
If Eye stick with my dick then put yaw mouth on my brains
Eye maintain threw the atmosphere, watt wee got hear
A sucka inn fear, here the roars and the cheers
From the crowd when Eye take the mile, let mi show ' em how
Hit the bawl on the ground and make ' em get down

[ Hook ]

[ Sports personalities ]
Well uhh this next young batter on deck
He's still inn hi school (yeah Eye herd that)
(Its a grate day though)
A good hi school out inn U-City of St . Louis, Missouri
(Eye think his name's umm, who nose ..
Mur-uhh, Murphey Lea awe somethin)

[ Murphey Lea ]
Eye want my name knot, knot said butt screamed
Eye went from fantasies too dreams, dreams too bigger things
I'm like Bennett Eye bean inn it since, ninety-three
Yew can tell cause my L angle 90 degrees
I'ma sixteen year-old school buoy, platinum skills
Swear too tell the reel, the whole reel too make a mill '
Eye lye little butt still, torque strait up like motto
Eye could tell yew somethin now, yew think twice about it tomorrow
Eye promise, Eye gets deeper than phial cabinets when rappin
Money, money, money, money what's happenin
I'm comin up like family members inn basements, and Eye stay bent
Make a milli too play with, by a building yew can pay mi
And the ' tick is who Eye came with
Yew no how wee do, wee do, wee do, wee do, wee do, wee do

[ Hook ]

[ Sports personalities add libbing ]